feat: upload audio, get a private Swedish transcript, discuss it (#33, ADR-033) (#39)

Upload a recording (audio, or video with the camera off), get a private Swedish transcript, and chat about it.

- ADR-033: RLS-scoped private transcript store; ffprobe/ffmpeg intake; gateway transcription (iguana kb-whisper, berget fallback); in-process single-replica worker; chat over the transcript (local models only).
- ADR-034: optional two-engine mode (pianissimo + kb-whisper) reconciled by a LOCAL model; off unless TAPIR_RECONCILE_BASE_MODEL is set.
- ADR-035: real progress (phases, running/quiet/lost), phase logging, every judged spot stored, merged segments.
- Hardening from four adversarial reviews: errors logged and stored as kinds never text; per-engine deadlines; converted-length check; bounded queue; client hang-ups are not errors; strict local-alias check.
- Dockerfile: static ffmpeg/ffprobe 7.0.2 pinned by sha256 (#34). Built and inspected by hand; CI does not build the image on a PR, so its first CI build is this merge.

Uploads stay OFF until TAPIR_UPLOADS_ENABLED is set in the deployment.

Closes #33, #34, #42, #43, #44.

Co-authored-by: Mathias <mthbqv@gmail.com>

internal/adapters/audio/hostile_live_test.go

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+package audio_test
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"os"
+	"testing"
+
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/assert"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+
+	"git.d-ma.be/mathias/tapir/internal/adapters/audio"
+	"git.d-ma.be/mathias/tapir/internal/uploads"
+)
+
+// TestFFprobeLive_HostilePlaylistsAreRefusedAndRealAudioIsNot runs the REAL ffprobe
+// (opt-in: TAPIR_LIVE_FFPROBE) on crafted concat/HLS files and on a real m4a.
+func TestFFprobeLive_HostilePlaylistsAreRefusedAndRealAudioIsNot(t *testing.T) {
+	bin := os.Getenv("TAPIR_LIVE_FFPROBE")
+	if bin == "" {
+		t.Skip("set TAPIR_LIVE_FFPROBE (and TAPIR_LIVE_HOSTILE_DIR, TAPIR_LIVE_M4A) to run against the real ffprobe")
+	}
+	p := &audio.FFprobe{Bin: bin}
+	for _, name := range []string{"up-concat", "up-hls"} {
+		_, err := p.Probe(context.Background(), os.Getenv("TAPIR_LIVE_HOSTILE_DIR")+"/"+name)
+		assert.ErrorIs(t, err, uploads.ErrUnreadable, name)
+	}
+	got, err := p.Probe(context.Background(), os.Getenv("TAPIR_LIVE_M4A"))
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	assert.True(t, got.HasAudio)
+	assert.False(t, got.HasVideo)
+	assert.InDelta(t, 82.5, got.Duration.Seconds(), 1)
+}