feat(report): Stage-0 usage gate counts from a baseline date (default 2026-06-11)

The return-usage gate (ADR-016) counted distinct active weeks over ALL history,
so pre-launch noise — testing churn and the period the pilot sat blocked on zero
summaries — would inflate the signal. Add a baseline: ActiveWeeks(ctx, since)
filters login_events + summary_actions to seen_at/acted_at >= since. The report
command sets it to TAPIR_USAGE_GATE_START (YYYY-MM-DD, default 2026-06-11 — the
morning the pilot was unblocked) and prints the baseline. The gate now measures
whether users RETURN once it genuinely works.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.8 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>

DECISIONS.md

@@ -1060,6 +1060,74 @@ no migration, no stored state to unwind. Spec: `docs/specs/chat-with-transcript.
 
 ---
 
+## ADR-028 — Onboarding burst: pick likely-good videos, summarize them with a stronger model
+
+**Status:** Accepted (2026-06-11). **Refines ADR-018** (the connect-time burst) and **ADR-020**
+(recency-bounded auto-summarize). **Builds on ADR-022** (the endpoint chain), **ADR-023**
+(the discovery-time `videos.list` enrichment), and **ADR-021** (the shared transcript cache).
+Triggered by a Phase-1 investigation of the live pilot DB.
+
+**Context.** A new user's first session decides whether they return (the Stage-0 gate, ADR-016).
+The connect-time burst (ADR-018: summarize ≤`TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZE_COUNT` newest videos so the
+feed isn't empty) *fires* in production, but a live-DB investigation of the second pilot user
+("Jonte") found it delivers a weak first impression for two reasons, and ruled out a third idea:
+
+1. **Junk picks.** Selection was pure newest-first (`NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs`,
+   `ORDER BY published_at DESC`) with **no quality signal**. Jonte's live burst-3 were a
+   stock-ticker **livestream** + two regional news clips — newest, not best. The cheap signals
+   that *could* gate this (duration, live status) are fetched by ADR-023's `videos.list`
+   enrichment at discovery and then **thrown away**: the `videos.duration_s` column (migration
+   001) was never written.
+2. **Weakest model on the first impression.** All burst summaries ran on `koala/phi4-mini` — the
+   documented weak link (ADR-022 was born from its failures). The stronger, brain-validated
+   `iguana/gemma4-26b` was never used, even though the burst is only ~3 summaries.
+3. **Cached-first instant summaries — REJECTED.** The idea: skip the fetch, summarize
+   already-cached transcripts (ADR-021) instantly. The pilot numbers kill it — only **11 videos**
+   overlap between the two users (~3% of each ~350–400-video library), **0** cached-and-
+   unsummarized, and a new user's newest-20 unsummarized are **20/20 NOT cached**. Newest-first
+   and cached-first are structurally incompatible: fresh uploads are exactly what nobody has
+   fetched. An empty lever at pilot scale.
+
+**Decision.**
+1. **Persist `duration_s` at discovery.** `filterLowValue` (ADR-023) already has each candidate's
+   duration in hand; carry it onto the kept `domain.Video` and have `UpsertVideo` write it,
+   COALESCE-preserving a known value (the channel-title backfill stance, migration 014). No new
+   migration — the column exists. The connect-triggered discovery pass runs *before* the burst,
+   so a fresh user's candidates are enriched in time.
+2. **Junk-avoiding selection.** A new `OnboardBurstVideoIDs(userID, limit, minSeconds, maxSeconds)`
+   keeps the newest-first order but drops a video when its duration is *known* and outside
+   `[minSeconds, maxSeconds]` — `minSeconds` = `TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS` (60, the Shorts floor),
+   `maxSeconds` = new `TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS` (default 14400 = 4h, to drop multi-hour
+   livestream VODs that pass the live filter once ended). A NULL duration is **unknown** — kept
+   (degrade-open) but ranked after known-good rows. **has-captions stays un-gateable pre-fetch**
+   (only knowable after a gate fetch or a ~0-probability cache hit); selection only *avoids
+   known-junk*, it does not *promise* captions.
+3. **Stronger model for the burst only.** `TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZER_MODEL` (default
+   `iguana/gemma4-26b`) leads a burst-specific summarizer chain (onboard model first, then the
+   standard ADR-022 chain as resilience, deduped), wrapped in a burst-specific processor over the
+   *same* store/cache/sink — a pure wiring choice; the engine and ports are unchanged (ADR-003).
+   Empty or equal-to-primary collapses the burst back onto the shared processor.
+
+**Not a throughput change.** The caption rate gate (ADR-014) and the foreground priority lane
+(ADR-026) are untouched — same pacing, same cap. This changes *which* ≤3 videos the burst spends
+its fetches on and *which model* summarizes them, never how fast or how many. The engine's
+existing read-stored-first (ADR-021) is unchanged and still yields a free instant summary on the
+rare cache hit — we simply do not *select* for cache hits.
+
+**Consequences.** Better odds of a strong first session: the burst avoids the obvious junk and
+runs the better model on the one impression that decides return. The selection improvement is
+forward-looking — existing rows have NULL `duration_s` until their next discovery pass backfills
+it (lazy, like channel_title); a brand-new user benefits immediately because connect-discovery
+runs first. `duration_s` becoming live also unblocks future length-aware features (feed sorting,
+"long read" badges) for free.
+
+**Reversibility.** Pure config + wiring + one column write + one query, no migration.
+`TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS=0` (and `TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS=0`) restores pure newest-first;
+`TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZER_MODEL=""` collapses the burst back to the shared processor.
+Spec: `docs/specs/onboarding-wow-burst.md`.
+
+---
+
 ## Rejected alternatives
 
 Approaches considered during the 2026-06-02 planning + grill session and **deliberately not
@@ -1083,6 +1151,7 @@ maps to the ADR that settles it.
 | Feedback-based Stage 0 gate (friends saying it's useful) | Politeness bias makes asked-for feedback the least reliable signal; return-usage is the real test | ADR-016 |
 | Reverse the Dex-write invite flow (Google OIDC only) | Some intended Future-B users won't use Google; OIDC-only leaves them with no onboarding path — invite flow is load-bearing | ADR-017 |
 | k8s CronJob for scheduled discovery (vs in-process) | At Future-B scale the in-process scheduler is simpler to deploy; CronJob's failure-isolation benefit was weighed and traded away knowingly (revisit if >1 replica or load grows) | ADR-018 |
+| Cached-transcript-first onboarding burst (instant, zero-fetch picks) | Live pilot DB: ~3% cross-user video overlap, 0 cached-and-unsummarized, a new user's newest-20 are 20/20 uncached — newest-first and cached-first are structurally incompatible. Empty lever at pilot scale | ADR-028 |
 
 If a future case genuinely reopens one of these, that's a new ADR superseding the relevant one —
 not a silent reversal.

cmd/tapir/main.go

@@ -262,23 +262,36 @@ func cmdServe(ctx context.Context, log *slog.Logger) error {
 		// One lock shared by the scheduler and connect-triggered passes (#6) so
 		// they never fetch concurrently — the single-fetcher invariant (ADR-018).
 		runUser := serialize(&sync.Mutex{}, rawRunUser)
-		// Onboarding burst (Feature 1): after the connect-triggered discovery pass,
-		// summarize up to OnboardSummarizeCount of the user's NEWEST unsummarized
-		// videos so a fresh account gets real summaries in its first session. Hard
-		// cap; explicit, so it bypasses the recency window — but every fetch still
-		// goes through globalFetchGate via the Processor. No-op when disabled
-		// (count 0) or queue-only (no Processor).
+		// Onboarding burst (Feature 1, refined by ADR-028): after the connect-triggered
+		// discovery pass, summarize up to OnboardSummarizeCount of the user's newest
+		// LIKELY-GOOD unsummarized videos so a fresh account gets a strong first
+		// session. Selection avoids known-junk (Shorts/over-long/livestream VODs via
+		// the persisted duration); the burst leads its chain with the stronger onboard
+		// model. Hard cap; explicit, so it bypasses the recency window — but every
+		// fetch still goes through globalFetchGate. No-op when disabled (count 0) or
+		// queue-only (no processor).
+		//
+		// burstProcessor leads with the stronger model (ADR-028); it collapses onto the
+		// shared Processor when the onboard model is empty/equal-to-primary or the
+		// engine config is incomplete.
+		burstProcessor := app.Processor
+		if burstEngine, berr := buildBurstProcessor(cfg, st); berr != nil {
+			return berr
+		} else if burstEngine != nil {
+			burstProcessor = &engineProcessor{engine: burstEngine, store: st}
+			log.Info("onboarding burst uses a stronger model", "onboard_model", cfg.OnboardSummarizerModel)
+		}
 		onboard := func(ctx context.Context, userID string) {
-			if cfg.OnboardSummarizeCount <= 0 || app.Processor == nil {
+			if cfg.OnboardSummarizeCount <= 0 || burstProcessor == nil {
 				return
 			}
-			ids, err := st.NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs(ctx, userID, cfg.OnboardSummarizeCount)
+			ids, err := st.OnboardBurstVideoIDs(ctx, userID, cfg.OnboardSummarizeCount, cfg.MinVideoSeconds, cfg.OnboardMaxVideoSeconds)
 			if err != nil {
-				log.Warn("onboarding: list newest unsummarized", "user", userID, "err", err)
+				log.Warn("onboarding: list burst candidates", "user", userID, "err", err)
 				return
 			}
 			for _, id := range ids {
-				if err := app.Processor.ProcessVideo(ctx, userID, id); err != nil {
+				if err := burstProcessor.ProcessVideo(ctx, userID, id); err != nil {
 					log.Warn("onboarding: summarize", "user", userID, "video", id, "err", err)
 				}
 			}

cmd/tapir/processor.go

@@ -52,13 +52,7 @@ func (f videoFetcher) FetchVideo(ctx context.Context, userID, videoID string) (d
 // alias, not a second client config. Empty model entries are skipped, so a
 // client deployment can set the cloud fallback empty to keep content local.
 func buildSummarizer(cfg config.Config) *summarizer.Summarizer {
-	mk := func(model string) summarizer.Endpoint {
-		return summarizer.Endpoint{
-			Client:   llm.New(cfg.GatewayURL, cfg.GatewayKey, model, cfg.SummarizerTimeout, llm.WithMaxTokens(cfg.SummaryMaxTokens)),
-			Provider: providerOf(model),
-			Model:    model,
-		}
-	}
+	mk := summarizerEndpoint(cfg)
 	eps := []summarizer.Endpoint{mk(cfg.SummarizerModel)}
 	if cfg.FallbackModel != "" && cfg.FallbackModel != cfg.SummarizerModel {
 		eps = append(eps, mk(cfg.FallbackModel))
@@ -69,6 +63,55 @@ func buildSummarizer(cfg config.Config) *summarizer.Summarizer {
 	return summarizer.NewChain(eps, cfg.MaxTranscriptChars)
 }
 
+// summarizerEndpoint returns a constructor for a chain endpoint over the one
+// LiteLLM gateway, varying only the model alias (the gateway fronts both
+// llama-swap and berget). Shared by the standard and burst chains.
+func summarizerEndpoint(cfg config.Config) func(model string) summarizer.Endpoint {
+	return func(model string) summarizer.Endpoint {
+		return summarizer.Endpoint{
+			Client:   llm.New(cfg.GatewayURL, cfg.GatewayKey, model, cfg.SummarizerTimeout, llm.WithMaxTokens(cfg.SummaryMaxTokens)),
+			Provider: providerOf(model),
+			Model:    model,
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// burstChainModels is the ordered, deduped model list for the onboarding burst
+// (ADR-028): the stronger onboard model leads, then the standard ADR-022 chain
+// (primary → local fallback → cloud) follows as resilience. Empty entries are
+// dropped and duplicates collapsed, so the NDA lever (empty cloud fallback) keeps
+// the burst chain fully local exactly as the standard chain does.
+func burstChainModels(cfg config.Config) []string {
+	var models []string
+	add := func(m string) {
+		if m == "" {
+			return
+		}
+		for _, e := range models {
+			if e == m {
+				return
+			}
+		}
+		models = append(models, m)
+	}
+	add(cfg.OnboardSummarizerModel)
+	add(cfg.SummarizerModel)
+	add(cfg.FallbackModel)
+	add(cfg.CloudFallbackModel)
+	return models
+}
+
+// buildBurstSummarizer builds the onboarding-burst summarizer chain (ADR-028):
+// the onboard model first, then the standard chain as fallback, deduped.
+func buildBurstSummarizer(cfg config.Config) *summarizer.Summarizer {
+	mk := summarizerEndpoint(cfg)
+	var eps []summarizer.Endpoint
+	for _, m := range burstChainModels(cfg) {
+		eps = append(eps, mk(m))
+	}
+	return summarizer.NewChain(eps, cfg.MaxTranscriptChars)
+}
+
 // chatModels is the ordered, local-first set of models offered in the chat
 // switcher (ADR-027), reusing the ADR-022 chain: primary → local fallback →
 // cloud. Empty entries are dropped and duplicates collapsed, so a client/NDA
@@ -126,15 +169,7 @@ func buildProcessor(cfg config.Config, st *store.Store) (*usecase.Engine, error)
 		return nil, nil
 	}
 
-	secretStore := secrets.NewFileStore(cfg.SecretsFile)
-	src := youtube.New(youtube.Config{
-		ClientID:           cfg.YTClientID,
-		ClientSecret:       cfg.YTClientSecret,
-		TokenSecretRef:     cfg.YTTokenRef,
-		PreferredLanguages: []string{"en"},
-		MinVideoSeconds:    cfg.MinVideoSeconds,
-	}, secretStore)
-
+	src := newYouTubeSource(cfg, secrets.NewFileStore(cfg.SecretsFile))
 	sum := buildSummarizer(cfg)
 
 	// The store is both the summary sink and the shared transcript cache (ADR-021):
@@ -145,6 +180,38 @@ func buildProcessor(cfg config.Config, st *store.Store) (*usecase.Engine, error)
 	return eng, nil
 }
 
+// newYouTubeSource builds the captions-first VideoSource shared by the standard
+// and burst processors — same per-process YouTube credentials and ADR-023 Shorts
+// filter; only the summarizer chain differs between them.
+func newYouTubeSource(cfg config.Config, secretStore ports.SecretStore) ports.VideoSource {
+	return youtube.New(youtube.Config{
+		ClientID:           cfg.YTClientID,
+		ClientSecret:       cfg.YTClientSecret,
+		TokenSecretRef:     cfg.YTTokenRef,
+		PreferredLanguages: []string{"en"},
+		MinVideoSeconds:    cfg.MinVideoSeconds,
+	}, secretStore)
+}
+
+// buildBurstProcessor wires a processor whose summarizer leads with the stronger
+// onboard model (ADR-028), used only by the connect-time burst over the SAME
+// store / transcript cache / sink — a wiring choice; the engine and ports are
+// unchanged. Returns (nil, nil) — the collapse lever — when the onboard model is
+// empty or equal to the primary (the burst then reuses the shared processor), or
+// when the engine config is incomplete (queue-only, same as buildProcessor).
+func buildBurstProcessor(cfg config.Config, st *store.Store) (*usecase.Engine, error) {
+	if cfg.OnboardSummarizerModel == "" || cfg.OnboardSummarizerModel == cfg.SummarizerModel {
+		return nil, nil
+	}
+	if cfg.GatewayURL == "" || cfg.YTClientID == "" || cfg.YTClientSecret == "" || cfg.SecretsFile == "" {
+		return nil, nil
+	}
+	src := newYouTubeSource(cfg, secrets.NewFileStore(cfg.SecretsFile))
+	eng := usecase.NewEngine(src, buildBurstSummarizer(cfg), st)
+	eng.Transcripts = st
+	return eng, nil
+}
+
 // engineProcessor adapts the engine (which works in terms of a domain.Video) to
 // the web.Processor port (which works in terms of a stored video id): it loads the
 // video row, runs the engine, and — on a produced summary — clears the manual

cmd/tapir/processor_test.go

@@ -45,3 +45,65 @@ func TestBuildProcessorNilOnIncompleteConfig(t *testing.T) {
 		})
 	}
 }
+
+// TestBurstChainModelsLeadsWithOnboardModel: the onboarding burst chain (ADR-028)
+// leads with the stronger onboard model, then falls back through the standard
+// ADR-022 chain (primary -> local fallback -> cloud), deduped.
+func TestBurstChainModelsLeadsWithOnboardModel(t *testing.T) {
+	got := burstChainModels(config.Config{
+		OnboardSummarizerModel: "iguana/gemma4-26b",
+		SummarizerModel:        "koala/phi4-mini",
+		FallbackModel:          "iguana/gemma4-26b", // also the onboard model -> dedup
+		CloudFallbackModel:     "berget/mistral-small",
+	})
+	want := []string{"iguana/gemma4-26b", "koala/phi4-mini", "berget/mistral-small"}
+	if len(got) != len(want) {
+		t.Fatalf("burstChainModels = %v, want %v", got, want)
+	}
+	for i := range want {
+		if got[i] != want[i] {
+			t.Fatalf("burstChainModels = %v, want %v", got, want)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// TestBurstChainModelsCloudAbsentWhenDisabled: the NDA lever holds for the burst
+// too — empty cloud fallback keeps the burst chain fully local.
+func TestBurstChainModelsCloudAbsentWhenDisabled(t *testing.T) {
+	got := burstChainModels(config.Config{
+		OnboardSummarizerModel: "iguana/gemma4-26b",
+		SummarizerModel:        "koala/phi4-mini",
+		CloudFallbackModel:     "",
+	})
+	for _, m := range got {
+		if m == "" || m == "berget/mistral-small" {
+			t.Fatalf("cloud model leaked into burst chain: %v", got)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// TestBuildBurstProcessorNilWhenCollapsed: an empty or primary-equal onboard model
+// collapses the burst onto the shared processor (buildBurstProcessor returns nil).
+func TestBuildBurstProcessorNilWhenCollapsed(t *testing.T) {
+	base := config.Config{
+		GatewayURL:      "http://gw/v1",
+		YTClientID:      "id",
+		YTClientSecret:  "secret",
+		SecretsFile:     "/tmp/secrets.json",
+		SummarizerModel: "koala/phi4-mini",
+	}
+	t.Run("empty onboard model", func(t *testing.T) {
+		base.OnboardSummarizerModel = ""
+		eng, err := buildBurstProcessor(base, nil)
+		if err != nil || eng != nil {
+			t.Fatalf("buildBurstProcessor = (%v, %v), want (nil, nil)", eng, err)
+		}
+	})
+	t.Run("onboard model equals primary", func(t *testing.T) {
+		base.OnboardSummarizerModel = "koala/phi4-mini"
+		eng, err := buildBurstProcessor(base, nil)
+		if err != nil || eng != nil {
+			t.Fatalf("buildBurstProcessor = (%v, %v), want (nil, nil)", eng, err)
+		}
+	})
+}

cmd/tapir/report.go

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ import (
 	"io"
 	"os"
 	"text/tabwriter"
+	"time"
 
 	"gitea.d-ma.be/mathias/tapir/internal/adapters/store"
 )
@@ -14,6 +15,27 @@ import (
 // weeks. The gate passes when any user reaches it.
 const gateThreshold = 2
 
+// defaultGateStart is the date Stage-0 return-usage tracking begins: the morning
+// the pilot was actually unblocked and summaries started flowing (2026-06-11).
+// Activity before this — testing, the period the pilot was stuck on zero — is
+// noise and must not count toward the gate. Override with TAPIR_USAGE_GATE_START
+// (YYYY-MM-DD). The gate measures whether users RETURN once it genuinely works.
+const defaultGateStart = "2026-06-11"
+
+// gateStart resolves the baseline date from TAPIR_USAGE_GATE_START or the default,
+// parsed as a UTC calendar day.
+func gateStart() (time.Time, error) {
+	v := os.Getenv("TAPIR_USAGE_GATE_START")
+	if v == "" {
+		v = defaultGateStart
+	}
+	t, err := time.Parse("2006-01-02", v)
+	if err != nil {
+		return time.Time{}, fmt.Errorf("TAPIR_USAGE_GATE_START=%q: want YYYY-MM-DD: %w", v, err)
+	}
+	return t, nil
+}
+
 // runReport prints the Stage-0 usage gate: per-user distinct active weeks (reads
 // UNION acts) and the pass/fail verdict. Read-only, cross-user — needs only
 // TAPIR_DB_DSN (not TAPIR_USER_ID; the report enumerates all users itself).
@@ -28,16 +50,24 @@ func runReport(ctx context.Context, _ []string) error {
 	}
 	defer s.Close()
 
-	rows, err := s.ActiveWeeks(ctx)
+	since, err := gateStart()
 	if err != nil {
 		return err
 	}
-	return formatReport(os.Stdout, rows)
+
+	rows, err := s.ActiveWeeks(ctx, since)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	return formatReport(os.Stdout, rows, since)
 }
 
 // formatReport renders the per-user week counts and the gate verdict. Pure: no DB,
 // no env — so the layout and verdict logic are unit-testable without Postgres.
-func formatReport(w io.Writer, rows []store.UserActiveWeeks) error {
+func formatReport(w io.Writer, rows []store.UserActiveWeeks, since time.Time) error {
+	if _, err := fmt.Fprintf(w, "Counting usage since %s (Stage-0 gate baseline)\n\n", since.Format("2006-01-02")); err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
 	if len(rows) == 0 {
 		_, err := fmt.Fprintln(w, "no users yet")
 		return err

cmd/tapir/report_test.go

@@ -3,12 +3,15 @@ package main
 import (
 	"strings"
 	"testing"
+	"time"
 
 	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
 
 	"gitea.d-ma.be/mathias/tapir/internal/adapters/store"
 )
 
+var testSince = time.Date(2026, 6, 11, 0, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)
+
 func TestFormatReportColumnsAndGatePass(t *testing.T) {
 	rows := []store.UserActiveWeeks{
 		{UserID: "user-a", DisplayName: "Ada", ActiveWeeks: 3},
@@ -16,9 +19,10 @@ func TestFormatReportColumnsAndGatePass(t *testing.T) {
 	}
 
 	var b strings.Builder
-	require.NoError(t, formatReport(&b, rows))
+	require.NoError(t, formatReport(&b, rows, testSince))
 	out := b.String()
 
+	require.Contains(t, out, "since 2026-06-11", "report states the gate baseline date")
 	require.Contains(t, out, "USER")
 	require.Contains(t, out, "ACTIVE_WEEKS")
 	require.Contains(t, out, "Ada")
@@ -34,12 +38,12 @@ func TestFormatReportGateNotMet(t *testing.T) {
 	rows := []store.UserActiveWeeks{{UserID: "user-a", ActiveWeeks: 1}}
 
 	var b strings.Builder
-	require.NoError(t, formatReport(&b, rows))
+	require.NoError(t, formatReport(&b, rows, testSince))
 	require.Contains(t, b.String(), "NOT YET MET", "no user at >= 2 weeks fails the gate")
 }
 
 func TestFormatReportEmpty(t *testing.T) {
 	var b strings.Builder
-	require.NoError(t, formatReport(&b, nil))
+	require.NoError(t, formatReport(&b, nil, testSince))
 	require.Contains(t, b.String(), "no users yet")
 }

docs/architecture/architecture.md

@@ -250,6 +250,32 @@ After  (newest-first):       `[chanB-new, chanA-mid, chanA-old, chanB-null]`
 The set of *processed* videos now also excludes auto-mode back-catalogue beyond the recency
 window (those stay listed, summarised on demand); within the processed set, only order changes.
 
+### Connect-time onboarding burst (ADR-018 → ADR-028)
+
+On a successful YouTube connect, `ConnectHandler` enqueues a connect-triggered discovery pass;
+the `discoveryTrigger` runs that pass and then fires the **onboarding burst** — a third entry path
+that summarises up to `TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZE_COUNT` (default 3, hard-capped) of the new user's
+videos so the first session is not empty. The burst still flows through `globalFetchGate` (it is
+not a throughput change); ADR-028 sharpened *which* videos and *which model*:
+
+- **Selection** is `OnboardBurstVideoIDs`, not pure newest-first. It keeps newest-first order but
+  excludes a video whose **known** duration is outside `[TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS,
+  TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS]` (drops Shorts and multi-hour livestream VODs). An unknown
+  (NULL) duration is degrade-open — kept, but ranked after known-good rows. The connect-triggered
+  discovery pass runs *before* the burst, and ADR-023's `videos.list` enrichment now **persists**
+  `duration_s` (instead of discarding it after the Shorts filter), so a fresh user's candidates
+  carry a duration in time for selection.
+- **Model**: the burst runs through a dedicated summarizer chain led by
+  `TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZER_MODEL` (default `iguana/gemma4-26b`, the stronger local model), with
+  the standard ADR-022 chain following as fallback. This is a wiring choice — a second
+  `engineProcessor` over the same store / transcript cache / sink; the engine and ports are
+  unchanged. Empty / equal-to-primary collapses it back onto the shared processor.
+
+`has-captions` is deliberately **not** a selection signal — it is only knowable after a gate fetch
+(or a ~0-probability cache hit at pilot scale), so the burst can avoid known-junk but cannot
+promise captions. Cached-transcript-first selection was investigated and rejected (ADR-028:
+~3% cross-user overlap).
+
 ---
 
 ## Sequence — core use case: new video summarized

docs/homelab-integration.md

@@ -224,6 +224,9 @@ knobs plus one load-bearing deployment constraint:
 - `TAPIR_DISCOVERY_INTERVAL` — Go duration, e.g. `2h`. The cadence the serve process runs a
   discovery pass for every registered user (run-once-on-startup, then every interval).
   **Unset or `0` = disabled** (dev/tests never auto-fetch).
+- `TAPIR_USAGE_GATE_START` — `YYYY-MM-DD`, default **`2026-06-11`** (the morning the pilot was
+  unblocked and summaries started flowing). `tapir report` counts return-usage (distinct active
+  weeks, ADR-016) only from this date, so pre-launch testing and the blocked period are excluded.
 - `TAPIR_FETCH_RATE` — Go duration, default `2s`. The **process-wide per-egress-IP caption-fetch
   rate gate** (ADR-014 item 2). Every caption fetch — scheduler runners *and* the web "Summarize"
   click-path — serialises through this one limiter so the pod cannot collectively trip 429s. `0`

docs/specs/onboarding-wow-burst.md

@@ -0,0 +1,128 @@
+# Spec — Onboarding "wow" burst: better picks, stronger model
+
+**Repo:** tapir · **Size:** medium · **Solo session** (not a swarm).
+
+> **Status: built (v0.25.0, ADR-028).** This supersedes the original investigate-first brief
+> (committed as the prior version of this file): Phase 1 was run against the live pilot DB and its
+> findings are folded into "Why this exists" below; Phase 2 was built as described here. The one
+> brief lever NOT built — the honest "the rest fill in over the coming days" framing copy — is
+> listed under *Explicitly NOT in this slice*.
+
+**Why this exists.** A new user's first session decides whether they return (the Stage-0 gate,
+VISION.md). On connect, Tapir fires a capped burst (≤`TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZE_COUNT`, default 3)
+that summarizes the user's newest unsummarized videos so the feed isn't empty (the burst itself
+works — wired in `cmd/tapir/discovery.go` → `cmd/tapir/main.go` `onboard`). A Phase-1
+investigation of the live pilot DB found the burst *fires* but delivers a **weak first
+impression** for two concrete reasons, and ruled out a third idea:
+
+1. **Picks are junk.** Selection is pure newest-first (`videos.NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs`,
+   `ORDER BY published_at DESC`) with **zero quality signal**. Pilot user "Jonte"'s live burst-3
+   were a stock-ticker **livestream** + two regional news clips — the newest, not the best.
+2. **Weakest model on the first impression.** All of Jonte's summaries ran on
+   `koala/phi4-mini` (the documented weak link — ADR-022 was born from its failures). The
+   stronger, brain-validated `iguana/gemma4-26b` was never used for the burst.
+3. **Cached-first is empty at pilot scale — REJECTED.** The idea (summarize already-cached
+   transcripts instantly, zero fetch) dies on the numbers: only **11 videos** overlap between the
+   two pilot users (~3% of each library), **0** cached-and-unsummarized, and a new user's
+   newest-20 unsummarized are **20/20 NOT cached** — newest-first and cached-first are
+   structurally incompatible (fresh uploads are exactly what nobody has fetched yet). Not built.
+
+This is a **curation/latency problem for ~3 videos, NOT a throughput/429 problem** — fetching 3
+captions is nowhere near the rate limit. Nothing here fetches harder or pressures the rate gate;
+it picks the right few videos and runs a better model on them.
+
+Read `CLAUDE.md`, `DECISIONS.md` (esp. ADR-014, ADR-018, ADR-020, ADR-021, ADR-022, ADR-023,
+and the new **ADR-028**), and `VISION.md` (the Stage-0 gate) first. TBD — commit directly to
+`main`, one logical change per commit, conventional commits, `task check` green before each
+commit, `templ generate` if any view changes (none expected).
+
+## Decisions already made (do not reopen)
+- **Not a throughput change.** The caption rate gate (ADR-014) is untouched — same pacing, same
+  priority lane (ADR-026). This slice changes *which* ≤3 videos the burst spends its fetches on
+  and *which model* summarizes them, never how fast or how many.
+- **Cached-first is dropped** (ADR-028, the 3% overlap). The engine's existing read-stored-first
+  (ADR-021, `resolveTranscript`) stays — it already gives a free instant summary on the rare
+  cache hit, transparently. We do not *select* for cache hits.
+- **has-captions is not a pre-fetch signal.** It is only knowable after a gate fetch (or a cache
+  hit, ~0 for new videos). Selection can only *avoid known-junk* (Shorts/live/over-long) — it
+  cannot *guarantee* captions. The spec is honest about this: better odds, not a promise.
+- **No credentialed caption fetch** (ADR-010/ADR-026 dead end). **No client extension.**
+
+## 1. Persist `duration_s` at discovery (the enabling change)
+The `videos.duration_s` column exists (migration 001) but is **never written** — ADR-023's
+`filterLowValue` (`internal/adapters/youtube/youtube.go`) already fetches each candidate's
+duration via the cheap quota `videos.list` call, uses it to drop Shorts/live, then **discards
+it**. Stop discarding:
+- Add `DurationSeconds int` to `domain.Video`.
+- In `filterLowValue`, set `DurationSeconds` on each kept video from the `videos.list` `meta`.
+- `UpsertVideo` writes `duration_s`, **COALESCE-preserving** a known value (never overwrite a
+  real duration with 0/unknown), mirroring the `channel_title` backfill stance (migration 014).
+- No new migration — the column is already there.
+
+Consequence: a fresh user's connect-triggered discovery pass runs **before** the onboard burst
+(`Enqueue`: `run()` then `onboard()`), so duration is populated for the burst's candidates at
+connect. Existing rows backfill on their next discovery pass; until then their `duration_s` is
+NULL and treated as "unknown" (§2).
+
+## 2. Junk-avoiding burst selection
+New store method, RLS-scoped via `withUser`:
+
+```
+OnboardBurstVideoIDs(ctx, userID string, limit, minSeconds, maxSeconds int) ([]string, error)
+```
+
+- Same base as the old `NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs`: the user's videos with no summary yet,
+  `ORDER BY published_at DESC NULLS LAST, seen_at DESC`, `LIMIT limit`.
+- **Exclude known-junk**: a row is dropped only when `duration_s IS NOT NULL` **and**
+  (`duration_s < minSeconds` OR `duration_s > maxSeconds`). A NULL duration is **unknown** — kept
+  (degrade-open: never starve the burst because metadata is missing), but ordered *after* rows
+  with a known-good duration so a freshly-enriched good pick wins when both exist.
+- `minSeconds` reuses `TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS` (default 60 — the Shorts floor, ADR-023).
+  `maxSeconds` is new: `TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS` (default 14400 = 4h) — drops the
+  multi-hour livestream VODs that pass the live filter once ended.
+- `minSeconds<=0` and `maxSeconds<=0` each disable that bound (so `0/0` == the old
+  newest-first behaviour, the reversibility lever).
+- The burst switches to this method; `NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs` is removed (fully superseded —
+  `OnboardBurstVideoIDs(., 0, 0)` is identical pure-newest behaviour).
+
+## 3. Stronger model for the burst
+The burst summarizes only ≤3 videos, so a slower, stronger model is affordable exactly here.
+- New config `TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZER_MODEL` (default `iguana/gemma4-26b` — the brain-validated
+  homelab general-purpose model, already the ADR-022 fallback).
+- Build a **burst-specific summarizer chain** that puts the onboard model **first**, then the
+  standard chain (primary → local fallback → cloud) as resilience, deduped. Wrap it in a
+  burst-specific `engineProcessor` reusing the same store/transcript-cache/sink — a pure wiring
+  choice, engine and ports unchanged (Clean Architecture, ADR-003).
+- The `onboard` closure uses the burst processor instead of `app.Processor`.
+- **Collapse cleanly**: when `OnboardSummarizerModel` is empty or equals `SummarizerModel`, the
+  onboard path reuses `app.Processor` (no separate chain) — the reversibility lever.
+- Local-first preserved: the onboard model is a local alias; the cloud endpoint stays last in the
+  chain, so a client/NDA deployment with `TAPIR_CLOUD_FALLBACK_MODEL=""` keeps burst content
+  local too.
+
+## 4. Behaviour spec + docs
+- Add scenarios to `docs/use-cases/connect_account.feature` (the connect → burst flow): burst
+  skips a too-long/live video in favour of a reasonable-length one; burst summarizes with the
+  stronger model first. Map them in `scenarioCoverage` so `TestScenarioCoverage` stays green.
+- Update `docs/architecture/architecture.md` (the onboarding-burst section) to describe the
+  junk-avoiding selection + the burst model override.
+- ADR-028 in `DECISIONS.md` records the rationale (incl. the rejected cached-first lever).
+
+## Success criteria
+- `task check` green (fmt, vet, lint, `go test -p 1 ./...`).
+- A unit test proves `OnboardBurstVideoIDs` drops a known too-long / sub-min video and keeps a
+  good one, newest-first, RLS-scoped, unsummarized-only.
+- A test proves discovery persists `duration_s` and does not clobber it on re-upsert.
+- A test proves the burst chain leads with the onboard model (then the standard chain).
+- Config defaults + bounds tested (`OnboardMaxVideoSeconds`, `OnboardSummarizerModel`).
+- No change to the rate gate, fetch pacing, or burst cap. `0/0` + empty model == prior behaviour.
+
+## Explicitly NOT in this slice
+- Cached-first selection (rejected, ADR-028).
+- Any caption-availability *guarantee* (impossible pre-fetch).
+- **Honest "taster" framing copy** ("summaries of a few of your videos to get you started — the
+  rest fill in over the coming days"). A good lever from the original brief, but it's a UI/copy
+  change with no backend dependency; deferred to a UI pass, tracked as an issue.
+- Backfilling `duration_s` for existing rows via a migration (it backfills lazily on discovery).
+- Return-nudges / digests (ADR-020: poisons the unprompted-return signal).
+- Raising fetch throughput, multi-IP, or Whisper (out of scope; the gate is deliberate).

docs/use-cases/chat_transcript.feature

@@ -14,6 +14,12 @@ Feature: Chat with a video's stored transcript
   Scenario: A summary view offers a deeper-dive into the video
     When I view the summary
     Then I see a "dig deeper" affordance that opens a chat about this video
+    And it opens the chat in place, below the summary, without leaving the page
+
+  Scenario: The summary and the chat are on one page
+    When I open the chat
+    Then the summary stays visible alongside the chat
+    And I can read the summary while I ask questions
 
   Scenario: Ask a question answered from the stored transcript
     When I ask a question in the chat

docs/use-cases/connect_account.feature

@@ -24,12 +24,19 @@ Feature: Connect and manage video accounts
     Then a discovery pass for my account is triggered right away
     And I do not have to wait for the next scheduled pass to see my videos
 
-  Scenario: Connecting summarizes my newest videos right away
+  Scenario: Connecting summarizes my best recent videos right away
     Given I have no connected video accounts
     When I connect my YouTube account
-    Then up to the onboarding cap of my newest videos are summarized through the rate gate
+    Then up to the onboarding cap of my newest likely-good videos are summarized through the rate gate
+    And videos whose known duration is too short or too long are skipped
     And the rest are left to the scheduled recency-bounded pass
 
+  Scenario: The onboarding burst summarizes with a stronger model
+    Given I have no connected video accounts
+    When I connect my YouTube account
+    Then the burst summarizes with the stronger onboarding model first
+    And the standard summarizer chain still follows as a fallback
+
   Scenario: Tokens are never stored in the clear
     When I connect any video account
     Then no OAuth token value is stored in the database

internal/adapters/store/report.go

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import (
 	"context"
 	"fmt"
 	"sort"
+	"time"
 
 	"github.com/jackc/pgx/v5"
 )
@@ -32,7 +33,12 @@ type UserActiveWeeks struct {
 // Scope note: the enumeration covers users with a Dex identity (the web users the
 // gate is about). A CLI-only user created by the store sink without an identity
 // row would not appear — out of scope for this gate.
-func (s *Store) ActiveWeeks(ctx context.Context) ([]UserActiveWeeks, error) {
+// ActiveWeeks counts each user's distinct active weeks from `since` onward. A zero
+// `since` means no lower bound (count all history). The Stage-0 gate baseline is
+// set by the caller (the report command) to the date real usage tracking began,
+// so pre-launch noise — testing, the period the pilot was blocked — does not count
+// toward the return-usage signal (ADR-016).
+func (s *Store) ActiveWeeks(ctx context.Context, since time.Time) ([]UserActiveWeeks, error) {
 	userIDs, err := s.identityUserIDs(ctx)
 	if err != nil {
 		return nil, err
@@ -40,7 +46,7 @@ func (s *Store) ActiveWeeks(ctx context.Context) ([]UserActiveWeeks, error) {
 
 	out := make([]UserActiveWeeks, 0, len(userIDs))
 	for _, uid := range userIDs {
-		row, err := s.activeWeeksFor(ctx, uid)
+		row, err := s.activeWeeksFor(ctx, uid, since)
 		if err != nil {
 			return nil, err
 		}
@@ -85,18 +91,18 @@ func (s *Store) identityUserIDs(ctx context.Context) ([]string, error) {
 // activeWeeksFor counts one user's distinct active weeks (reads UNION acts) and
 // reads their display name, RLS-scoped via withUser. The UNION dedups a week that
 // has both a login and an action so it counts once.
-func (s *Store) activeWeeksFor(ctx context.Context, userID string) (UserActiveWeeks, error) {
+func (s *Store) activeWeeksFor(ctx context.Context, userID string, since time.Time) (UserActiveWeeks, error) {
 	res := UserActiveWeeks{UserID: userID}
 	if err := s.withUser(ctx, userID, func(tx pgx.Tx) error {
 		if err := tx.QueryRow(ctx,
 			`WITH weeks AS (
 			     SELECT date_trunc('week', seen_at) AS wk
-			       FROM login_events WHERE user_id = $1
+			       FROM login_events WHERE user_id = $1 AND seen_at >= $2
 			     UNION
 			     SELECT date_trunc('week', acted_at)
-			       FROM summary_actions WHERE user_id = $1
+			       FROM summary_actions WHERE user_id = $1 AND acted_at >= $2
 			 )
-			 SELECT count(DISTINCT wk) FROM weeks`, userID).Scan(&res.ActiveWeeks); err != nil {
+			 SELECT count(DISTINCT wk) FROM weeks`, userID, since).Scan(&res.ActiveWeeks); err != nil {
 			return fmt.Errorf("store: count active weeks: %w", err)
 		}
 		if err := tx.QueryRow(ctx,

internal/adapters/store/report_test.go

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ package store_test
 import (
 	"context"
 	"testing"
+	"time"
 
 	"github.com/jackc/pgx/v5/pgxpool"
 	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
@@ -54,7 +55,7 @@ func TestActiveWeeksCountsDistinctWeeksAcrossReadsAndActs(t *testing.T) {
 		   ($1, 'vid-2', 'saved',   '2026-01-19T18:00:00Z')`, userA)
 	require.NoError(t, err)
 
-	got, err := s.ActiveWeeks(ctx)
+	got, err := s.ActiveWeeks(ctx, time.Time{}) // zero since = no lower bound
 	require.NoError(t, err)
 	require.Len(t, got, 2, "both identity users must appear")
 
@@ -72,7 +73,33 @@ func TestActiveWeeksEmptyWhenNoUsers(t *testing.T) {
 	s := newStore(t)
 	resetDB(t, rawPool(t))
 
-	got, err := s.ActiveWeeks(ctx)
+	got, err := s.ActiveWeeks(ctx, time.Time{})
 	require.NoError(t, err)
 	require.Empty(t, got)
 }
+
+// TestActiveWeeksExcludesBeforeGateStart proves the baseline cutoff: activity
+// before `since` does not count, so pre-launch noise (testing, the pilot's blocked
+// period) is excluded from the Stage-0 return-usage gate (ADR-016).
+func TestActiveWeeksExcludesBeforeGateStart(t *testing.T) {
+	ctx := context.Background()
+	s := newStore(t)
+	p := rawPool(t)
+	resetDB(t, p)
+
+	seedReportUser(t, p, userA, "subject-a", "Ada")
+
+	// One read well before the baseline, two reads in distinct weeks after it.
+	_, err := p.Exec(ctx,
+		`INSERT INTO login_events (user_id, seen_at) VALUES
+		   ($1, '2026-05-01T09:00:00Z'),
+		   ($1, '2026-06-12T09:00:00Z'),
+		   ($1, '2026-06-19T09:00:00Z')`, userA)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+
+	since := time.Date(2026, 6, 11, 0, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)
+	got, err := s.ActiveWeeks(ctx, since)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.Len(t, got, 1)
+	require.Equal(t, 2, got[0].ActiveWeeks, "only the two post-baseline weeks count; the May read is excluded")
+}

internal/adapters/store/videos.go

@@ -46,15 +46,16 @@ func (s *Store) UpsertVideo(ctx context.Context, v domain.Video) (string, error)
 		}
 
 		if err := tx.QueryRow(ctx,
-			`INSERT INTO videos (user_id, provider, provider_video_id, title, url, published_at, channel_title)
-			 VALUES ($1, $2, $3, $4, $5, $6, $7)
+			`INSERT INTO videos (user_id, provider, provider_video_id, title, url, published_at, channel_title, duration_s)
+			 VALUES ($1, $2, $3, $4, $5, $6, $7, $8)
 			 ON CONFLICT (user_id, provider, provider_video_id) DO UPDATE SET
 			     title         = EXCLUDED.title,
 			     url           = EXCLUDED.url,
 			     published_at  = EXCLUDED.published_at,
-			     channel_title = COALESCE(NULLIF(EXCLUDED.channel_title, ''), videos.channel_title)
+			     channel_title = COALESCE(NULLIF(EXCLUDED.channel_title, ''), videos.channel_title),
+			     duration_s    = COALESCE(EXCLUDED.duration_s, videos.duration_s)
 			 RETURNING id`,
-			v.UserID, provider, v.ProviderVideoID, v.Title, v.URL, nullTime(v.PublishedAt), v.ChannelTitle,
+			v.UserID, provider, v.ProviderVideoID, v.Title, v.URL, nullTime(v.PublishedAt), v.ChannelTitle, nullDuration(v.DurationSeconds),
 		).Scan(&id); err != nil {
 			return fmt.Errorf("store: upsert video: %w", err)
 		}
@@ -74,12 +75,27 @@ func nullTime(t time.Time) *time.Time {
 	return &t
 }
 
-// NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs returns up to limit of the user's videos that have
-// no summary yet, newest first (published_at DESC, NULLS LAST). It caps the
-// connect-time onboarding burst (Feature 1) at a fixed count: the caller marks
-// these for summarization through the shared rate gate. RLS-scoped via withUser,
-// so it only ever sees the requesting user's rows. limit <= 0 returns nil.
-func (s *Store) NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs(ctx context.Context, userID string, limit int) ([]string, error) {
+// nullDuration maps an unknown duration (0) to SQL NULL so the upsert's
+// COALESCE(EXCLUDED.duration_s, videos.duration_s) preserves a previously-known
+// value instead of clobbering it with 0 (ADR-028; the channel_title backfill
+// stance, migration 014).
+func nullDuration(seconds int) *int {
+	if seconds <= 0 {
+		return nil
+	}
+	return &seconds
+}
+
+// OnboardBurstVideoIDs returns up to limit of the user's unsummarized videos for
+// the connect-time onboarding burst (ADR-028), newest-first but quality-aware: a
+// video is excluded when its duration is KNOWN and outside [minSeconds, maxSeconds]
+// — dropping Shorts (below min) and multi-hour livestream VODs (above max) that
+// would waste a scarce caption fetch on a poor first impression. A NULL/unknown
+// duration is kept (degrade-open) but ranked AFTER known-good rows, so a freshly
+// enriched good pick wins when both exist. minSeconds<=0 / maxSeconds<=0 each
+// disable that bound (0/0 == pure newest-first, the reversibility lever).
+// RLS-scoped via withUser; limit <= 0 returns nil.
+func (s *Store) OnboardBurstVideoIDs(ctx context.Context, userID string, limit, minSeconds, maxSeconds int) ([]string, error) {
 	if limit <= 0 {
 		return nil, nil
 	}
@@ -92,16 +108,21 @@ func (s *Store) NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs(ctx context.Context, userID string, l
 			    AND NOT EXISTS (
 			          SELECT 1 FROM summaries su
 			           WHERE su.user_id = v.user_id AND su.video_id = v.id)
-			  ORDER BY v.published_at DESC NULLS LAST, v.seen_at DESC
-			  LIMIT $2`, userID, limit)
+			    AND NOT (
+			          v.duration_s IS NOT NULL
+			          AND ( ($3 > 0 AND v.duration_s < $3)
+			             OR ($4 > 0 AND v.duration_s > $4) ))
+			  ORDER BY (v.duration_s IS NOT NULL) DESC,
+			           v.published_at DESC NULLS LAST, v.seen_at DESC
+			  LIMIT $2`, userID, limit, minSeconds, maxSeconds)
 		if err != nil {
-			return fmt.Errorf("store: newest unsummarized: %w", err)
+			return fmt.Errorf("store: onboard burst videos: %w", err)
 		}
 		defer rows.Close()
 		for rows.Next() {
 			var id string
 			if err := rows.Scan(&id); err != nil {
-				return fmt.Errorf("store: scan newest unsummarized: %w", err)
+				return fmt.Errorf("store: scan onboard burst video: %w", err)
 			}
 			ids = append(ids, id)
 		}

internal/adapters/store/videos_test.go

@@ -52,6 +52,36 @@ func TestUpsertVideo_ReturnsStableID(t *testing.T) {
 	require.Equal(t, 1, count, "must not duplicate the row")
 }
 
+func TestUpsertVideo_PersistsAndPreservesDuration(t *testing.T) {
+	ctx := context.Background()
+	s := newStore(t)
+	resetDB(t, rawPool(t))
+
+	// First upsert carries a known duration (ADR-028: discovery enriches it).
+	v := ytVideo(userA, "dur0000001x", "with duration")
+	v.DurationSeconds = 750
+	id, err := s.UpsertVideo(ctx, v)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+
+	p := rawPool(t)
+	readDuration := func() *int {
+		var d *int
+		require.NoError(t, p.QueryRow(ctx, `SELECT duration_s FROM videos WHERE id = $1`, id).Scan(&d))
+		return d
+	}
+	require.NotNil(t, readDuration())
+	require.Equal(t, 750, *readDuration(), "duration must persist")
+
+	// A later upsert that does NOT know the duration (0) must not clobber it —
+	// the channel_title backfill stance (migration 014): COALESCE-preserve.
+	v2 := ytVideo(userA, "dur0000001x", "title updated, duration unknown")
+	v2.DurationSeconds = 0
+	_, err = s.UpsertVideo(ctx, v2)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.NotNil(t, readDuration(), "a 0/unknown re-upsert must not erase a known duration")
+	require.Equal(t, 750, *readDuration())
+}
+
 func TestUpsertVideo_IDMatchesSummaryDedup(t *testing.T) {
 	ctx := context.Background()
 	s := newStore(t)
@@ -82,36 +112,55 @@ func TestUpsertVideo_PerUserIsolation(t *testing.T) {
 	require.NotEqual(t, idA, idB, "same provider video for two users must be two distinct rows")
 }
 
-func TestNewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs(t *testing.T) {
+func TestOnboardBurstVideoIDs(t *testing.T) {
 	ctx := context.Background()
 	s := newStore(t)
 	resetDB(t, rawPool(t))
 
-	mk := func(user, pid string, day int) string {
+	mk := func(user, pid string, day, dur int) string {
 		v := ytVideo(user, pid, pid)
 		v.PublishedAt = time.Date(2026, 6, day, 12, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)
+		v.DurationSeconds = dur // 0 == unknown (NULL)
 		id, err := s.UpsertVideo(ctx, v)
 		require.NoError(t, err)
 		return id
 	}
 
-	_ = mk(userA, "a1vid000001", 1)
-	id2 := mk(userA, "a2vid000002", 2)
-	id3 := mk(userA, "a3vid000003", 3)
-	id4 := mk(userA, "a4vid000004", 4)
-	mk(userB, "b1vid000009", 9) // userB's newest — must never leak via RLS
+	summarized := mk(userA, "summ0000001", 6, 600) // newest known-good, but already summarized
+	good1 := mk(userA, "good0000001", 5, 600)      // 10m, newest UNsummarized known-good
+	tooLong := mk(userA, "toolong0001", 4, 20000)  // > maxSeconds -> dropped
+	tooShort := mk(userA, "tooshort001", 3, 30)    // < minSeconds -> dropped
+	unknown := mk(userA, "unknown0001", 2, 0)      // NULL duration -> kept, ranked last
+	good2 := mk(userA, "good0000002", 1, 800)      // known-good but oldest
+	mk(userB, "bvid0000009", 9, 600)               // userB -> must not leak via RLS
 
-	// The newest (v4) is summarized, so it's excluded from "unsummarized".
-	require.NoError(t, s.Deliver(ctx, summary(userA, id4, "done")))
+	// The newest video is summarized, so it is excluded from the burst.
+	require.NoError(t, s.Deliver(ctx, summary(userA, summarized, "done")))
 
-	// Cap 2, newest-first unsummarized: v3 then v2 (v4 excluded; userB excluded).
-	got, err := s.NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs(ctx, userA, 2)
+	const minSec, maxSec = 60, 14400
+
+	// Known-good ranked before unknown, each newest-first within its group; the
+	// too-long and too-short videos are excluded by their known duration.
+	got, err := s.OnboardBurstVideoIDs(ctx, userA, 5, minSec, maxSec)
 	require.NoError(t, err)
-	require.Equal(t, []string{id3, id2}, got)
+	require.Equal(t, []string{good1, good2, unknown}, got,
+		"known-good first (newest-first), then unknown-duration; junk excluded")
 
-	none, err := s.NewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs(ctx, userA, 0)
+	// Cap is honoured.
+	capped, err := s.OnboardBurstVideoIDs(ctx, userA, 2, minSec, maxSec)
 	require.NoError(t, err)
-	require.Empty(t, none, "limit 0 returns nothing")
+	require.Equal(t, []string{good1, good2}, capped)
+
+	// Bounds disabled (0/0) == pure newest-first, nothing excluded.
+	all, err := s.OnboardBurstVideoIDs(ctx, userA, 10, 0, 0)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.ElementsMatch(t, []string{good1, tooLong, tooShort, unknown, good2}, all,
+		"0/0 bounds disable the duration filter (prior newest-first behaviour)")
+
+	// limit <= 0 returns nothing.
+	none, err := s.OnboardBurstVideoIDs(ctx, userA, 0, minSec, maxSec)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.Empty(t, none)
 }
 
 func TestUpsertVideoPersistsChannelAndDistinctChannels(t *testing.T) {

internal/adapters/youtube/youtube.go

@@ -302,6 +302,10 @@ func (a *Adapter) filterLowValue(ctx context.Context, client *http.Client, video
 		if m.seconds > 0 && m.seconds < a.cfg.MinVideoSeconds {
 			continue // Short / sub-threshold clip
 		}
+		// Carry the duration we already fetched onto the kept video so the store
+		// can persist it (ADR-028) — the burst's length-aware selection depends on
+		// it. Discarding it here was the gap the onboarding investigation found.
+		v.DurationSeconds = m.seconds
 		kept = append(kept, v)
 	}
 	return kept

internal/adapters/youtube/youtube_test.go

@@ -224,6 +224,11 @@ func TestNewVideosFiltersShortsAndLive(t *testing.T) {
 	if len(vids) != 1 || vids[0].ProviderVideoID != "long1" {
 		t.Fatalf("expected only long1 to survive the filter, got %+v", vids)
 	}
+	// The duration fetched for the filter is carried onto the kept video so the
+	// store can persist it (ADR-028) instead of discarding it.
+	if vids[0].DurationSeconds != 750 {
+		t.Fatalf("kept video DurationSeconds = %d, want 750 (PT12M30S)", vids[0].DurationSeconds)
+	}
 }
 
 // TestNewVideosNoFilterWhenDisabled: MinVideoSeconds=0 keeps the pre-ADR-023

internal/config/config.go

@@ -120,6 +120,21 @@ type Config struct {
 	// caption rate gate (ADR-014) — the cap bounds count, never the pacing. Default 3.
 	OnboardSummarizeCount int
 
+	// OnboardSummarizerModel is the summarizer alias the connect-time burst leads
+	// its chain with (ADR-028) — a stronger model is affordable on the ≤3 summaries
+	// that form a new user's first impression. It heads a burst-specific chain;
+	// the standard chain (ADR-022) follows as resilience. Empty (or equal to
+	// SummarizerModel) collapses the burst back onto the shared processor — the
+	// reversibility lever. Default iguana/gemma4-26b (the brain-validated model).
+	OnboardSummarizerModel string
+
+	// OnboardMaxVideoSeconds upper-bounds the duration of a video the onboarding
+	// burst will pick (ADR-028), so the burst does not spend a scarce caption fetch
+	// on a multi-hour livestream VOD that passed the live filter once it ended. Only
+	// a KNOWN duration outside [MinVideoSeconds, this] is dropped; a NULL/unknown
+	// duration is kept (degrade-open). 0 disables the upper bound. Default 14400 (4h).
+	OnboardMaxVideoSeconds int
+
 	// DiscoveryInterval, when > 0, makes `serve` run in-process scheduled discovery
 	// for ALL users on that cadence (ADR-018). Zero/unset = disabled, so dev and
 	// tests never auto-fetch. Single-replica assumption — see cmdServe.
@@ -169,6 +184,8 @@ const (
 	defaultAutoSummarizeWindow    = 7 * 24 * time.Hour
 	defaultOnboardSummarizeCount  = 3
 	maxOnboardSummarizeCount      = 5
+	defaultOnboardSummarizerModel = "iguana/gemma4-26b"
+	defaultOnboardMaxVideoSeconds = 14400 // 4h
 )
 
 // Load reads the environment into a Config, applying defaults. It does not
@@ -181,6 +198,7 @@ func Load() (Config, error) {
 		GatewayURL:             envOr("TAPIR_GATEWAY_URL", defaultGatewayURL),
 		GatewayKey:             os.Getenv("TAPIR_GATEWAY_KEY"),
 		SummarizerModel:        envOr("TAPIR_SUMMARIZER_MODEL", defaultSummarizerModel),
+		OnboardSummarizerModel: lookupOr("TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZER_MODEL", defaultOnboardSummarizerModel),
 		FallbackModel:          lookupOr("TAPIR_FALLBACK_MODEL", defaultFallbackModel),
 		CloudFallbackModel:     lookupOr("TAPIR_CLOUD_FALLBACK_MODEL", defaultCloudFallbackModel),
 		DBDSN:                  os.Getenv("TAPIR_DB_DSN"),
@@ -286,6 +304,15 @@ func Load() (Config, error) {
 	}
 	c.OnboardSummarizeCount = onboard
 
+	onboardMax, err := intOr("TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS", defaultOnboardMaxVideoSeconds)
+	if err != nil {
+		return Config{}, err
+	}
+	if onboardMax < 0 {
+		onboardMax = 0
+	}
+	c.OnboardMaxVideoSeconds = onboardMax
+
 	return c, nil
 }
 

internal/config/config_test.go

@@ -214,3 +214,62 @@ func TestValidateForAuth_PassesWhenComplete(t *testing.T) {
 		t.Errorf("ValidateForAuth: unexpected error %v", err)
 	}
 }
+
+func TestLoad_OnboardSummarizerModel(t *testing.T) {
+	cases := []struct {
+		name, env string
+		set       bool
+		want      string
+	}{
+		{"default", "", false, defaultOnboardSummarizerModel},
+		{"explicit", "koala/some-model", true, "koala/some-model"},
+		{"empty disables (collapses to shared processor)", "", true, ""},
+	}
+	for _, c := range cases {
+		t.Run(c.name, func(t *testing.T) {
+			env := map[string]string{}
+			if c.set {
+				env["TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZER_MODEL"] = c.env
+			}
+			setEnv(t, env)
+			cfg, err := Load()
+			if err != nil {
+				t.Fatalf("Load: %v", err)
+			}
+			if cfg.OnboardSummarizerModel != c.want {
+				t.Fatalf("OnboardSummarizerModel = %q, want %q", cfg.OnboardSummarizerModel, c.want)
+			}
+		})
+	}
+}
+
+func TestLoad_OnboardMaxVideoSeconds(t *testing.T) {
+	cases := []struct {
+		name, env string
+		want      int
+	}{
+		{"default", "", defaultOnboardMaxVideoSeconds},
+		{"explicit", "7200", 7200},
+		{"zero disables", "0", 0},
+		{"negative clamps to zero", "-9", 0},
+	}
+	for _, c := range cases {
+		t.Run(c.name, func(t *testing.T) {
+			setEnv(t, map[string]string{"TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS": c.env})
+			cfg, err := Load()
+			if err != nil {
+				t.Fatalf("Load: %v", err)
+			}
+			if cfg.OnboardMaxVideoSeconds != c.want {
+				t.Fatalf("OnboardMaxVideoSeconds = %d, want %d", cfg.OnboardMaxVideoSeconds, c.want)
+			}
+		})
+	}
+}
+
+func TestLoad_OnboardMaxVideoSecondsInvalid(t *testing.T) {
+	setEnv(t, map[string]string{"TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS": "long"})
+	if _, err := Load(); err == nil {
+		t.Fatal("Load: want error for non-numeric TAPIR_ONBOARD_MAX_VIDEO_SECONDS")
+	}
+}

internal/domain/domain.go

@@ -77,6 +77,11 @@ type Video struct {
 	URL             string
 	PublishedAt     time.Time
 	SeenAt          time.Time
+	// DurationSeconds is the video length in seconds, when known (fetched by the
+	// ADR-023 videos.list enrichment at discovery). 0 means unknown — the store
+	// preserves a previously-known value rather than overwriting it with 0, and
+	// the onboarding burst (ADR-028) treats unknown as degrade-open (kept).
+	DurationSeconds int
 }
 
 // Transcript is the text of a video (or a record that none was available).

internal/web/chat.go

@@ -64,13 +64,21 @@ func (a *App) handleChat(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 	if !ok {
 		return
 	}
-	a.render(w, r, ChatPage(chatView{
+	view := chatView{
 		VideoID:   row.VideoID,
 		Title:     displayTitle(*row),
 		Available: hasText,
 		Models:    a.Chat.Models(),
 		Selected:  a.Chat.DefaultModel(row.AIModel),
-	}))
+	}
+	// HTMX (the in-place reveal from the summary) gets just the open chat section,
+	// swapped over the closed dock so the summary above it stays put. A no-JS
+	// navigation gets the full page: the whole summary plus the open chat.
+	if isHTMX(r) {
+		a.render(w, r, chatSection(view))
+		return
+	}
+	a.render(w, r, ChatPage(*row, view))
 }
 
 // handleChatMessage answers one question against the stored transcript (POST).
@@ -129,7 +137,7 @@ func (a *App) handleChatMessage(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 			view.Truncated = reply.Truncated
 		}
 	}
-	a.renderChat(w, r, view)
+	a.renderChatTurn(w, r, *row, view)
 }
 
 // loadOwnedSummary fetches the summary for the path's video scoped to userID, or
@@ -166,14 +174,15 @@ func (a *App) readTranscript(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request, row store.S
 	return t.Content, true, true
 }
 
-// renderChat returns the chat panel fragment for an HTMX request, or the full
-// chat page otherwise (no-JS POST re-renders the whole page).
-func (a *App) renderChat(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request, v chatView) {
+// renderChatTurn returns the chat panel fragment for an HTMX answer (swapped in
+// place within the open dock), or the full chat page otherwise — the no-JS POST
+// re-renders the whole summary + open chat with the new turn.
+func (a *App) renderChatTurn(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request, row store.SummaryRow, v chatView) {
 	if isHTMX(r) {
 		a.render(w, r, chatPanel(v))
 		return
 	}
-	a.render(w, r, ChatPage(v))
+	a.render(w, r, ChatPage(row, v))
 }
 
 // resolveModel keeps the posted model only when it is an offered option; anything

internal/web/chat_handler_test.go

@@ -137,6 +137,8 @@ func TestChatEntryAffordanceOnSummaryView(t *testing.T) {
 	html := body(t, do(t, withChat, httptest.NewRequest(http.MethodGet, "/v/"+videoX, nil)))
 	require.Contains(t, html, "Dig deeper", "the deeper-dive affordance is shown when chat is enabled")
 	require.Contains(t, html, "/v/"+videoX+"/chat", "it links to this video's chat")
+	require.Contains(t, html, `id="chat-section"`, "the dock lives on the detail page")
+	require.Contains(t, html, `hx-get="/v/`+videoX+`/chat"`, "it opens the chat in place (HTMX), not a navigation")
 
 	// With no chat backend wired the affordance is absent (routes unmounted).
 	noChat := newApp(t)
@@ -145,6 +147,39 @@ func TestChatEntryAffordanceOnSummaryView(t *testing.T) {
 	require.NotContains(t, html, "Dig deeper", "no affordance when chat is disabled")
 }
 
+// The summary and the chat live together (the integrated UX): the no-JS chat page
+// renders the full summary alongside the chat, and the HTMX reveal returns just
+// the open chat section as a fragment so it docks in below the summary already on
+// screen — the summary is never navigated away from.
+func TestChatIntegratedWithSummaryOnSamePage(t *testing.T) {
+	ctx := context.Background()
+	chatter := &fakeChatter{models: []string{"phi4-mini", "gemma4-26b"}}
+	app := newChatApp(t, chatter, nil)
+	p := rawPool(t)
+	resetDB(t, p)
+	require.NoError(t, deliver(ctx, app, videoX, "SUMMARY-BODY-MARKER"))
+	seedVideo(t, p, videoX, "X Title", "https://x", time.Time{})
+	seedTranscript(t, app.Store.(*store.Store), videoX, "the transcript")
+
+	// No-JS full page: the summary payload and the chat are on one page.
+	html := body(t, getChat(t, app, videoX))
+	require.Contains(t, html, "SUMMARY-BODY-MARKER", "the summary text is shown on the chat page")
+	require.Contains(t, html, "takeaway one", "takeaways shown alongside the chat")
+	require.Contains(t, html, "highlight one", "highlights shown alongside the chat")
+	require.Contains(t, html, "Ask about this video", "the chat sits on the same page as the summary")
+	require.Contains(t, html, `name="question"`, "the ask form is present")
+
+	// HTMX reveal: the open chat section ONLY (a fragment) — no full-page chrome and
+	// no duplicated summary, so it swaps in below the summary already rendered.
+	req := httptest.NewRequest(http.MethodGet, "/v/"+videoX+"/chat", nil)
+	req.Header.Set("HX-Request", "true")
+	frag := body(t, do(t, app, req))
+	require.NotContains(t, frag, "<html", "the reveal is a fragment, not a full page")
+	require.NotContains(t, frag, "SUMMARY-BODY-MARKER", "the reveal does not re-send the summary (it's already on screen)")
+	require.Contains(t, frag, `id="chat-section"`, "the fragment replaces the dock in place")
+	require.Contains(t, frag, `name="question"`, "the ask form is in the revealed section")
+}
+
 // THE KEY SAFETY ASSERTION (ADR-027): a chat answer is produced entirely from the
 // stored transcript — the model receives the stored text, and neither the
 // summarize→fetch path nor the YouTube fetch path is ever touched. The tripwire

internal/web/view.go

@@ -731,9 +731,11 @@ a.btn, a.btn:visited { color: var(--accent-fg); }
 .detail ul { margin: 0; padding-left: 1.2rem; line-height: 1.6; }
 .detail li { margin-bottom: var(--s1); }
 
-/* deeper-dive chat (ADR-027) */
-.dig-deeper { margin: var(--s3) 0 0; }
-.chat .chat-scope { margin: 0 0 var(--s4); font-size: .9rem; }
+/* deeper-dive chat (ADR-027) — docks in place below the summary */
+.chat-dock { margin-top: var(--s5); border-top: 1px solid var(--line); padding-top: var(--s4); }
+.chat-dock .chat-open { display: inline-block; }
+.chat-heading { font-size: 1.1rem; margin: 0 0 var(--s2); }
+.chat-scope { margin: 0 0 var(--s3); font-size: .9rem; }
 .chat-panel { display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: var(--s3); }
 .chat-log { display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: var(--s3); }
 .chat-turn { border-radius: var(--radius); padding: var(--s2) var(--s3); }

internal/web/views.templ

@@ -410,14 +410,11 @@ templ noCaptionsCard(r store.SummaryRow) {
 	</li>
 }
 
-// DetailPage is the full summary view: text, highlights, takeaways, metadata,
-// and the action button group. chatEnabled adds the "dig deeper" affordance
-// (ADR-027) — a quiet link into the per-video chat over the stored transcript.
-templ DetailPage(r store.SummaryRow, chatEnabled bool) {
-	@Layout("Tapir — " + displayTitle(r)) {
-		<article class="detail">
-			<p class="back"><a href="/">← Summaries</a></p>
-			<h1>{ displayTitle(r) }</h1>
+// summaryBody is the summary payload shared by the detail page and the no-JS
+// chat page (so the chat page shows the same summary, not a separate view):
+// metadata, embed, source, the action toggles, then the attention-saving order
+// Takeaways → Highlights → Summary (UX review A8).
+templ summaryBody(r store.SummaryRow) {
 	<p class="meta">
 		if detailMeta(r) != "" {
 			<span>{ detailMeta(r) }</span>
@@ -441,16 +438,7 @@ templ DetailPage(r store.SummaryRow, chatEnabled bool) {
 	if r.URL != "" {
 		<p class="source"><a href={ externalURL(r.URL) } rel="noopener noreferrer">watch on source ↗</a></p>
 	}
-			if chatEnabled {
-				// Where the "I want more" reaction goes (ADR-027). A quiet link, not a
-				// loud CTA — it deepens value for a reader already here, never nudges.
-				<p class="dig-deeper"><a class="btn-secondary" href={ chatURL(r.VideoID) }>Dig deeper — ask about this video →</a></p>
-			}
 	@ActionButtons(r.VideoID, actionSet(r.Actions))
-			// Lead with the attention-saving payload: Takeaways ("is this worth my
-			// time?") first, then Highlights, then the full Summary last (UX review
-			// A8). Takeaways/Highlights are conditional, so a video without them falls
-			// through to the Summary leading naturally.
 	if len(r.Takeaways) > 0 {
 		<section>
 			<h2>Takeaways</h2>
@@ -475,21 +463,65 @@ templ DetailPage(r store.SummaryRow, chatEnabled bool) {
 		<h2>Summary</h2>
 		<p class="body">{ r.Summary }</p>
 	</section>
+}
+
+// DetailPage is the full summary view: the summary payload, then (when chat is
+// enabled) the deeper-dive dock (ADR-027) — a reveal that opens the chat IN PLACE
+// below the summary, so the summary stays on screen as the context being asked
+// about rather than being navigated away from.
+templ DetailPage(r store.SummaryRow, chatEnabled bool) {
+	@Layout("Tapir — " + displayTitle(r)) {
+		<article class="detail">
+			<p class="back"><a href="/">← Summaries</a></p>
+			<h1>{ displayTitle(r) }</h1>
+			@summaryBody(r)
+			if chatEnabled {
+				@chatReveal(r.VideoID)
+			}
 		</article>
 	}
 }
 
-// ChatPage is the per-video deeper-dive chat (ADR-027): a question/answer surface
-// over the video's ALREADY-STORED transcript. The back link returns to the
-// summary it was entered from. All the interaction lives in chatPanel so the HTMX
-// answer-swap and the no-JS full-page render share one component.
-templ ChatPage(v chatView) {
-	@Layout("Tapir — Ask — " + v.Title) {
-		<article class="detail chat">
-			<p class="back"><a href={ videoURL(v.VideoID) }>← { v.Title }</a></p>
-			<h1>Ask about this video</h1>
+// chatReveal is the CLOSED dock at the foot of the summary: a quiet affordance,
+// not a loud CTA (it deepens value for a reader already here, never nudges). With
+// JS it swaps itself for the open chat section in place (HTMX, summary stays
+// above); without JS the same href navigates to the full chat page, which renders
+// the summary alongside the chat. Either way the summary is never lost.
+templ chatReveal(videoID string) {
+	<section id="chat-section" class="chat-dock">
+		<a
+			class="btn-secondary chat-open"
+			href={ chatURL(videoID) }
+			hx-get={ string(chatURL(videoID)) }
+			hx-target="#chat-section"
+			hx-swap="outerHTML"
+		>
+			Dig deeper — ask about this video →
+		</a>
+	</section>
+}
+
+// chatSection is the OPEN dock: heading + scope note + the chat panel, swapped in
+// over the closed reveal (same #chat-section id, outerHTML). It is the HTMX reveal
+// response AND the inline chat block on the no-JS chat page.
+templ chatSection(v chatView) {
+	<section id="chat-section" class="chat-dock chat-dock-open">
+		<h2 class="chat-heading">Ask about this video</h2>
 		<p class="chat-scope muted">Answers come only from this video's stored transcript — Tapir never fetches anything new here.</p>
 		@chatPanel(v)
+	</section>
+}
+
+// ChatPage is the no-JS full-page render of the chat: the whole summary followed
+// by the open chat dock, so a visitor without JS sees the same integrated view
+// (summary beside the conversation) that JS users get inline via the reveal.
+templ ChatPage(r store.SummaryRow, v chatView) {
+	@Layout("Tapir — " + displayTitle(r)) {
+		<article class="detail">
+			<p class="back"><a href="/">← Summaries</a></p>
+			<h1>{ displayTitle(r) }</h1>
+			@summaryBody(r)
+			@chatSection(v)
 		</article>
 	}
 }

test/acceptance/scenario_coverage_test.go

@@ -40,7 +40,8 @@ var scenarioCoverage = map[string]string{
 	// connect_account.feature
 	"Connect a YouTube account":                              "TestCallbackExchangesAndRecordsConnection",
 	"Connecting an account discovers videos immediately":     "TestCallbackTriggersDiscovery",
-	"Connecting summarizes my newest videos right away":  "TestNewestUnsummarizedVideoIDs",
+	"Connecting summarizes my best recent videos right away": "TestOnboardBurstVideoIDs",
+	"The onboarding burst summarizes with a stronger model":  "TestBurstChainModelsLeadsWithOnboardModel",
 	"Tokens are never stored in the clear":                   "TestCallbackExchangesAndRecordsConnection",
 
 	// paste_url.feature
@@ -65,6 +66,7 @@ var scenarioCoverage = map[string]string{
 
 	// chat_transcript.feature (ADR-027)
 	"A summary view offers a deeper-dive into the video":         "TestChatEntryAffordanceOnSummaryView",
+	"The summary and the chat are on one page":                   "TestChatIntegratedWithSummaryOnSamePage",
 	"Ask a question answered from the stored transcript":         "TestChatAnswersFromStoredTranscriptWithoutAnyFetch",
 	"Chat never fetches captions or reaches YouTube":             "TestChatAnswersFromStoredTranscriptWithoutAnyFetch",
 	"A video with no stored transcript offers no chat":           "TestChatUnavailableWhenNoStoredTranscript",