fix(ci): gate the release-bump commit — nothing has ever tested it

Found from the other end: the koala cluster's CIHeadUncovered{repo=skills}
alert had been firing for 85 hours, and it is a true positive.

    mathias/skills main HEAD   f031c2b
    workflow runs for that sha  0

Not a one-off. The previous release-bump commit has the same property:

    6cc224f  chore(release): plugin.json version 0.19.4  ->  0 runs
    f031c2b  chore(release): plugin.json version 0.19.5  ->  0 runs

The `tag` job pushes the manifest bump itself with secrets.GITEA_TOKEN, and a
push authenticated with the Actions token does not trigger workflows -- that is
deliberate platform behaviour to stop CI recursing. The `Skip-Release: true`
trailer stops the TAGGER recursing and works; nothing stopped the whole run,
`gate` included, from never firing on that commit.

So after every release, main's HEAD is a commit no CI has seen, until an
unrelated human push moves it. CIHeadUncovered therefore cannot clear on its
own -- and an alert that can only be cleared by doing something unrelated is
worse than a noisy one, because it teaches the reader that red is the normal
state of that rule.

The commit is not cosmetic either. plugin.json's version is what Claude Code
gates plugin updates on, `task check` asserts it is not behind the latest tag,
and the sed-and-retry logic that writes it already shipped a mismatched
manifest once -- v0.10.0 tagged with the manifest still reading 0.9.0, per the
comment above that very loop.

Fix: run `task check` on the bump commit before pushing it. The commit is
produced in that step, so it can be validated in that step -- one check instead
of a second full CI run, and no recursion risk to reintroduce.

Considered and rejected: re-triggering CI with a different credential after the
push (costs a full run per release and brings back what the token behaviour
exists to prevent), and teaching CIHeadUncovered to ignore manifest-only
commits (narrowing the measure to fit the system, and it would hide a real gap
too).

The assertion in tests/ci_gate_test.sh had to be anchored with ^[^#]*: the tag
job's own prose says "`task check` asserts the manifest is not behind the
latest tag", so a bare grep matched the comment explaining the problem and
reported the problem fixed.

Closes #46.

.claude-plugin/plugin.json

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
   "name": "skills",
   "description": "Mathias's engineering skills library, plus the hooks and MCP servers that make it enforceable: TDD, clean code, debugging, specs, discovery, CI, and secret hygiene.",
-  "version": "0.18.1",
+  "version": "0.19.5",
   "author": {
     "name": "Mathias",
     "url": "https://git.d-ma.be/mathias"

.gitea/workflows/ci.yml

@@ -133,6 +133,33 @@ jobs:
             git add "$manifest"
             # The trailer below stops this push from re-triggering the tagger.
             git commit -m "chore(release): plugin.json version $version" -m "Skip-Release: true"
+
+            # skills#46. This commit is pushed with secrets.GITEA_TOKEN, and a
+            # push authenticated with the Actions token does NOT trigger
+            # workflows -- deliberate platform behaviour to stop CI recursing.
+            # `Skip-Release: true` stops the tagger recursing; nothing stopped
+            # the whole run, `gate` included, from never firing on this commit.
+            #
+            # So every release left main's HEAD with zero CI runs. Measured:
+            # 6cc224f (0.19.4) and f031c2b (0.19.5) each have none, and the
+            # koala cluster's CIHeadUncovered{repo=skills} had been firing on it
+            # for 85 hours -- an alert that can only be cleared by an unrelated
+            # human push.
+            #
+            # The commit is not cosmetic: plugin.json's version is what Claude
+            # Code gates plugin updates on, `task check` asserts it is not
+            # behind the latest tag, and the sed-and-retry logic above already
+            # shipped a mismatched manifest once (v0.10.0 reading 0.9.0).
+            #
+            # Gating it HERE rather than re-triggering CI afterwards: the commit
+            # is produced here, so it can be validated here, at the cost of one
+            # `task check` instead of a second full run -- and with no recursion
+            # risk to reintroduce.
+            if ! task check; then
+              echo "::error::the release-bump commit fails task check -- not pushing it" >&2
+              exit 1
+            fi
+
             if git push origin HEAD:main; then
               echo "bumped $manifest to $version"
               exit 0

.mcp.json

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "_comment": "Tailscale Serve on koala, not the public d-ma.be hostnames. The public path exits to Cloudflare and NPM to reach a k3s service on the same machine most sessions run on, which imposes rate limits and message-size caps on tool results. Serve terminates TLS with a real Tailscale cert and proxies to the NodePort over loopback, so traffic reaches the service from koala itself and satisfies the default-deny-ingress NetworkPolicy with no cluster change. Clients need 'tailscale set --accept-dns=true' for the MagicDNS name to resolve; see mathias/skills#24.",
+  "_comment": "Tailscale Serve on koala, not the public d-ma.be hostnames. The public path exits to Cloudflare and NPM to reach a k3s service on the same machine most sessions run on, which imposes rate limits and message-size caps on tool results. Serve terminates TLS with a real Tailscale cert and proxies to the NodePort over loopback, so traffic reaches the service from koala itself and satisfies the default-deny-ingress NetworkPolicy with no cluster change. Clients need 'tailscale set --accept-dns=true' for the MagicDNS name to resolve; see mathias/skills#24. Every ${VAR} below must be one ~/.op-env defines -- bin/check-mcp-env enforces that, because an undefined one sends an empty Authorization header and reports as 'requires authentication', which is indistinguishable from a revoked credential.",
   "mcpServers": {
     "brain": {
       "type": "http",
@@ -11,23 +11,24 @@
     "infra": {
       "type": "http",
       "url": "https://koala.tail30472e.ts.net:8444/mcp"
+    },
+    "gitea": {
+      "_comment": "gitea-mcp authenticates by PASS-THROUGH: the bearer is a Gitea PAT, which the server validates against Gitea and then acts as. So no dedicated MCP token is needed, and the AgentSecrets blocker that parked this entry (skills#32, #33) never applied to it -- DMABE_GITEA_API_TOKEN is op://HomeLab and already in the session environment. Verified 2026-09-07: initialize 200 (serverInfo gitea-mcp) and tools/list returns 41 tools. Two DIFFERENT PATs both authenticate while GITEA_MCP_TOKEN 401s, which is what proves this is pass-through validation and not a static-token comparison.",
+      "type": "http",
+      "url": "https://koala.tail30472e.ts.net:8446/mcp",
+      "headers": {
+        "Authorization": "Bearer ${DMABE_GITEA_API_TOKEN}"
+      }
     }
   },
   "_parked": {
-    "_reason": "cad and gitea-mcp are proxied, reachable and AUTHENTICATING: tailscale serve 8445 -> 127.0.0.1:31877 and 8446 -> 127.0.0.1:30340; an MCP initialize with the correct bearer returns 200 from both (serverInfo gitea-mcp 0.1.0, cad aed2aaf). They stay parked only because nothing puts those two tokens into the session environment. Both live in the 1Password AgentSecrets vault, and by deliberate design (infra#224, closed) no single identity on koala reads both vaults: koala-homelab is HomeLab-only and resolves ~/.op-env, koala-agentsecrets-write is AgentSecrets-only and lives in ~/.op-agent-write.env. Adding an AgentSecrets reference to ~/.op-env does NOT degrade gracefully -- `op run` fails wholesale and every other token, BRAIN_MCP_TOKEN included, goes unresolved with it. Enabling needs a read-scoped AgentSecrets identity in the session-env path; see mathias/skills#32, #33.",
+    "_reason": "cad is proxied, reachable and AUTHENTICATING: tailscale serve 8445 -> 127.0.0.1:31877, and an MCP initialize with the correct bearer returns 200 (serverInfo cad aed2aaf). It stays parked only because nothing puts CAD_MCP_TOKEN into the session environment. It lives in the 1Password AgentSecrets vault, and by deliberate design (infra#224, closed) no single identity on koala reads both vaults: koala-homelab is HomeLab-only and resolves ~/.op-env, koala-agentsecrets-write is AgentSecrets-only and lives in ~/.op-agent-write.env. Adding an AgentSecrets reference to ~/.op-env does NOT degrade gracefully -- `op run` fails wholesale and every other token, BRAIN_MCP_TOKEN included, goes unresolved with it. Enabling needs a read-scoped AgentSecrets identity in the session-env path; see mathias/skills#32, #33. gitea was parked here for the same stated reason and has been unparked: it needs no AgentSecrets token at all, because gitea-mcp is pass-through-authenticated.",
     "cad": {
       "type": "http",
       "url": "https://koala.tail30472e.ts.net:8445/mcp",
       "headers": {
         "Authorization": "Bearer ${CAD_MCP_TOKEN}"
       }
-    },
-    "gitea": {
-      "type": "http",
-      "url": "https://koala.tail30472e.ts.net:8446/mcp",
-      "headers": {
-        "Authorization": "Bearer ${GITEA_MCP_STATIC_TOKEN}"
-      }
     }
   }
 }

Taskfile.yml

@@ -138,6 +138,26 @@ tasks:
           echo "ERROR: missing .claude-plugin/plugin.json" >&2; fail=1
         fi
 
+        # Every ${VAR} a live .mcp.json server interpolates must be one the
+        # session env-file defines. An undefined one is silent: the header
+        # goes out empty and the server reports "requires authentication",
+        # which reads as a revoked credential. Exit 2 means the check could
+        # not run (no jq, or no env-file — CI has neither); that is reported
+        # and not fatal, but it is never treated as a pass.
+        if [ -x "{{.TASKFILE_DIR}}/bin/check-mcp-env" ]; then
+          # `|| rc=$?` is load-bearing, not style. Task runs this block under
+          # `sh -e`, so a bare invocation exiting non-zero kills the shell
+          # before `case` is reached -- the tolerance below never ran, and the
+          # gate died with `exit status 2` on the commit that added it.
+          rc=0
+          "{{.TASKFILE_DIR}}/bin/check-mcp-env" "{{.TASKFILE_DIR}}/.mcp.json" "$HOME/.op-env" || rc=$?
+          case $rc in
+            0) ;;
+            2) echo "NOTE: MCP env wiring unverified on this host" >&2 ;;
+            *) fail=1 ;;
+          esac
+        fi
+
         if [ $fail -ne 0 ]; then
           echo "check FAILED" >&2; exit 1
         fi

bin/check-mcp-env

@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+# check-mcp-env — assert every variable a live MCP server interpolates is one
+# the session env-file actually defines.
+#
+# Why this is a gate and not a comment: the failure is silent. A header of
+# "Bearer ${FOO}" where FOO is undefined does not error -- it goes out empty,
+# the server answers 401, and Claude Code reports "requires authentication",
+# which reads exactly like a revoked credential. On 2026-09-07 that cost a
+# full investigation on koala before the credential turned out to be fine.
+#
+# Servers under `_parked` are exempt by design. Parked means "reachable, but
+# nothing puts its token in the environment yet" -- flagging those would
+# report the intended state as a fault.
+#
+# Usage:  check-mcp-env <mcp.json> <env-file>
+#
+# Exit 0  every live server's variables are defined
+#      1  at least one is not, named on stderr
+#      2  could not verify (bad usage, unreadable input, jq absent).
+#         Deliberately distinct from 0: an unverified config is not a clean
+#         one, and a gate that cannot run should say so rather than pass.
+
+set -u
+
+CONFIG=${1:-}
+ENVFILE=${2:-}
+
+if [ -z "$CONFIG" ] || [ -z "$ENVFILE" ]; then
+  echo "usage: check-mcp-env <mcp.json> <env-file>" >&2
+  exit 2
+fi
+
+if ! command -v jq >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+  echo "SKIP: jq not installed -- MCP env wiring unverified" >&2
+  exit 2
+fi
+
+if [ ! -f "$CONFIG" ]; then
+  echo "ERROR: no such config: $CONFIG" >&2
+  exit 2
+fi
+
+if [ ! -f "$ENVFILE" ]; then
+  # EXPECTED IN CI, and permanently so. The env-file holds live credentials, so
+  # it is not on the runner and must not be -- which means this check can only
+  # ever verify on a host that has one. infra#368 added jq to the runner image
+  # believing that would let CI verify; it removed the jq branch below and
+  # changed nothing else, because this branch is the binding one.
+  #
+  # Said plainly so nobody concludes CI covers this. It does not, it cannot,
+  # and putting ~/.op-env on the runner to make it would be trading a real
+  # secret for a green tick.
+  echo "ERROR: no such env-file: $ENVFILE -- cannot verify MCP variables" >&2
+  echo "       (expected in CI: this check only verifies on a host with ~/.op-env)" >&2
+  exit 2
+fi
+
+# Every "<server>\t<VAR>" pair a live server interpolates. `..` walks the whole
+# value, so a variable is found wherever it is placed, not only under headers.
+refs=$(jq -r '
+  .mcpServers // {}
+  | to_entries[]
+  | .key as $server
+  | (.value | .. | strings)
+  | select(test("\\$\\{"))
+  | [ scan("\\$\\{([A-Za-z_][A-Za-z0-9_]*)\\}")[] ]
+  | .[]
+  | "\($server)\t\(.)"
+' "$CONFIG" 2>/dev/null) || {
+  echo "ERROR: $CONFIG is not valid JSON -- MCP env wiring unverified" >&2
+  exit 2
+}
+
+if [ -z "$refs" ]; then
+  echo "check-mcp-env: no interpolated variables in live servers"
+  exit 0
+fi
+
+fail=0
+checked=0
+for pair in $(printf '%s\n' "$refs" | tr '\t' ':'); do
+  server=${pair%%:*}
+  var=${pair#*:}
+  checked=$((checked + 1))
+  if grep -qE "^[[:space:]]*(export[[:space:]]+)?$var=" "$ENVFILE"; then
+    continue
+  fi
+  printf 'ERROR: MCP server %s interpolates %s, which %s does not define.\n' \
+    "$server" "$var" "$ENVFILE" >&2
+  printf '       It will send an empty Authorization header and report as "requires authentication".\n' >&2
+  fail=1
+done
+
+if [ "$fail" -ne 0 ]; then
+  exit 1
+fi
+
+printf 'check-mcp-env: %d interpolated variable(s) across live MCP servers, all defined in %s\n' \
+  "$checked" "$ENVFILE"

bin/doctor

@@ -327,6 +327,44 @@ if [ "$ONLINE" -eq 1 ]; then
   fi
 fi
 
+# --- toolchain: golangci-lint must be built with Go >= GOROOT ---------------
+# infra#375, second recurrence. golangci-lint embeds the go/types export-data
+# reader from the Go it was BUILT with. When GOROOT is newer, that reader
+# cannot decode the stdlib and the linter dies:
+#
+#   panic: file requires newer Go version go1.27 (application built with go1.26)
+#
+# An earlier form printed a typecheck error naming the user's own file, which
+# sends people to debug code that is fine. It cost time in two repos before
+# anyone recognised it as a host fault rather than a repo fault.
+#
+# It is invisible to CI -- the runner image has matching versions -- so it
+# breaks exactly the local `task check` that AGENT.md requires before a push,
+# and nothing else. That is why it belongs in doctor: the signal was missing,
+# not the fix.
+#
+# Fails open on anything unparseable. A host with no Go toolchain is a normal
+# host, not a broken one, and doctor runs in a SessionStart hook everywhere.
+ver_lt() {
+  # 0 when $1 < $2 on major.minor. Deliberately not sort -V: this is POSIX sh
+  # that also runs on macOS, and the export-data format is minor-versioned, so
+  # patch level does not enter into it.
+  _a=${1%%.*}; _ar=${1#*.}; _am=${_ar%%.*}
+  _b=${2%%.*}; _br=${2#*.}; _bm=${_br%%.*}
+  case "$_a$_am$_b$_bm" in *[!0-9]*) return 1 ;; esac
+  [ "$_a" -lt "$_b" ] && return 0
+  [ "$_a" -gt "$_b" ] && return 1
+  [ "$_am" -lt "$_bm" ]
+}
+
+if command -v golangci-lint >/dev/null 2>&1 && command -v go >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+  lint_go=$(golangci-lint --version 2>/dev/null | sed -n 's/.*built with go\([0-9][0-9.]*\).*/\1/p' | head -1)
+  root_go=$(go version 2>/dev/null | sed -n 's/.*go version go\([0-9][0-9.]*\).*/\1/p' | head -1)
+  if [ -n "$lint_go" ] && [ -n "$root_go" ] && ver_lt "$lint_go" "$root_go"; then
+    add FAIL toolchain "golangci-lint built with go$lint_go but GOROOT is go$root_go — lint panics on every Go repo; reinstall it under the current toolchain (infra#375)"
+  fi
+fi
+
 # --- output -----------------------------------------------------------------
 if [ "$JSON" -eq 1 ]; then
   printf '{"checkout":"%s","expected":%s,"plugin":{"installed":"%s","available":"%s"},"findings":[%s]}\n' \

tests/check_tolerates_unverifiable_test.sh

@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+# `task check` must survive a check that reports "could not verify".
+#
+# The regression these exist for: bin/check-mcp-env exits 2 to mean "I could
+# not run — no jq, or no env-file", which the gate deliberately treats as a
+# reported NOTE rather than a failure. The Taskfile said exactly that:
+#
+#   "$DIR/check-mcp-env" "$DIR/.mcp.json" "$HOME/.op-env"
+#   case $? in 0) ;; 2) echo "NOTE: ..." ;; *) fail=1 ;; esac
+#
+# and it did not work. Task runs each cmds block under `sh -e`, so a bare
+# command exiting non-zero aborts the shell *before* `case $?` is ever
+# reached. The whole gate died with `exit status 2`. Locally the check found
+# jq and exited 0, so it went green; CI has neither jq nor ~/.op-env, so main
+# went red on the very commit that added it (skills run #57, 2026-09-07).
+#
+# A tolerated exit code that is only tolerated on the host where it never
+# fires is not tolerated at all. This pins the tolerance itself.
+#
+# No mocking: pointing HOME at an empty directory removes ~/.op-env, which is
+# exactly the condition CI runs under, so check-mcp-env genuinely exits 2.
+
+set -u
+
+ROOT=$(CDPATH= cd -- "$(dirname -- "$0")/.." && pwd)
+
+pass=0
+fail=0
+
+ok() { pass=$((pass + 1)); printf '  ok   %s\n' "$1"; }
+no() { fail=$((fail + 1)); printf '  FAIL %s\n' "$1"; }
+
+if ! command -v task >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+  printf '  SKIP: task not installed -- cannot exercise the gate\n'
+  exit 0
+fi
+
+TMP=$(mktemp -d)
+trap 'rm -rf "$TMP"' EXIT
+
+# Sanity: the precondition must actually hold, or the test proves nothing.
+# An empty HOME means no ~/.op-env, so check-mcp-env cannot verify anything.
+"$ROOT/bin/check-mcp-env" "$ROOT/.mcp.json" "$TMP/.op-env" >/dev/null 2>&1
+rc=$?
+if [ "$rc" -eq 2 ]; then
+  ok 'precondition: check-mcp-env exits 2 when the env-file is absent'
+else
+  no "precondition: expected check-mcp-env to exit 2, got $rc"
+fi
+
+# The assertion. `task check` must still pass, and must say why it could not
+# verify -- silence would mean the check was skipped rather than tolerated.
+out=$(HOME="$TMP" task --dir "$ROOT" check 2>&1)
+rc=$?
+
+if [ "$rc" -eq 0 ]; then
+  ok 'task check passes when MCP env wiring cannot be verified'
+else
+  no "task check exited $rc when check-mcp-env reported unverifiable"
+  printf '%s\n' "$out" | sed 's/^/       | /' | tail -8
+fi
+
+if printf '%s' "$out" | grep -q 'unverified'; then
+  ok 'the unverifiable check is reported, not silently skipped'
+else
+  no 'no NOTE reported -- an unverifiable check must never look like a pass'
+fi
+
+printf '  %d passed, %d failed\n' "$pass" "$fail"
+[ "$fail" -eq 0 ]

tests/ci_gate_test.sh

@@ -53,5 +53,31 @@ printf '%s' "$tag_job" | grep -qE '^ +needs: *gate' \
   && ok 'ungated release.yml removed' \
   || no 'ungated release.yml removed'
 
+# skills#46. The manifest-bump commit is created and pushed by the `tag` job
+# using secrets.GITEA_TOKEN, and a push authenticated with the Actions token
+# does not trigger workflows -- deliberate platform behaviour to stop CI
+# recursing. So the ONE commit in this repo that no CI run has ever seen is the
+# one the release job writes, every release:
+#
+#   6cc224f  chore(release): plugin.json version 0.19.4   ->  0 runs
+#   f031c2b  chore(release): plugin.json version 0.19.5   ->  0 runs
+#
+# The koala cluster's CIHeadUncovered{repo=skills} alert had been firing on it
+# for 85 hours when this was found, and it cannot clear on its own -- only an
+# unrelated human push moves main's HEAD to a tested commit.
+#
+# The commit is not nothing: plugin.json's version is what Claude Code gates
+# plugin updates on, `task check` asserts it is not behind the latest tag, and
+# the sed-and-retry logic that writes it already shipped a mismatched manifest
+# once (v0.10.0 with the manifest reading 0.9.0).
+#
+# Anchored past comments: the tag job's prose already SAYS "`task check`
+# asserts the manifest is not behind the latest tag", and a bare grep matches
+# that and passes. A grep for a concept matches the rationale, and the more
+# carefully a thing is documented the more likely that is.
+printf '%s' "$tag_job" | grep -qE '^[^#]*task check' \
+  && ok 'the release-bump commit is gated before it is pushed' \
+  || no 'the release-bump commit is pushed with no gate -- nothing ever tests it (#46)'
+
 printf '\nci_gate: %d passed, %d failed\n' "$pass" "$fail"
 [ "$fail" -eq 0 ]

tests/doctor_test.sh

@@ -24,6 +24,18 @@ if [ ! -f "$DOCTOR" ]; then
   exit 1
 fi
 
+# The toolchain check (golangci-lint build-Go vs GOROOT) reads the real host
+# unless we say otherwise, which made every unrelated fixture fail on a machine
+# whose golangci-lint is genuinely stale. Give the whole suite a matching fake
+# pair so only the cases that OPT IN exercise that check.
+STUB_BIN="$WORK/_stub_bin"
+mkdir -p "$STUB_BIN"
+printf '#!/bin/sh\nprintf "golangci-lint has version 2.0.0 built with go1.27.0 from abc\\n"\n' > "$STUB_BIN/golangci-lint"
+printf '#!/bin/sh\ncase "$1" in version) printf "go version go1.27.0 linux/amd64\\n";; *) printf "\\n";; esac\n' > "$STUB_BIN/go"
+chmod +x "$STUB_BIN/golangci-lint" "$STUB_BIN/go"
+PATH="$STUB_BIN:$PATH"
+export PATH
+
 cleanup() { rm -rf "$WORK"; }
 trap cleanup EXIT INT TERM
 
@@ -291,5 +303,75 @@ else
   fail=$((fail + 1)); printf '  FAIL --online reports an unreachable remote as its own fault\n       rc=%s got: %s\n' "$_rc" "$_out"
 fi
 
+# --- toolchain: golangci-lint must be built with Go >= GOROOT ---------------
+# Measured on koala 2026-09-08 (infra#375, second recurrence): golangci-lint
+# 2.11.4 built with go1.26.1 against a go1.27.0 GOROOT PANICS on any Go repo --
+#
+#   panic: file requires newer Go version go1.27 (application built with go1.26)
+#
+# and the earlier form of the same fault printed a typecheck error naming YOUR
+# file, so the natural response is to debug code that is fine. It cost time in
+# two repos. CI never sees it (the runner image matches), so it breaks only the
+# local `task check` that AGENT.md requires before every push.
+#
+# The fixtures inject fake `go` and `golangci-lint` on PATH; nothing here reads
+# the real host toolchain, so the suite still passes on a machine without Go.
+mk_toolchain() { # $1=fixture  $2=lint-build-go  $3=goroot-go   ("" = absent)
+  _b="$1/bin"; mkdir -p "$_b"
+  if [ -n "$2" ]; then
+    printf '#!/bin/sh\nprintf "golangci-lint has version 2.11.4 built with %s from abc on 2026-01-01\\n"\n' "$2" > "$_b/golangci-lint"
+    chmod +x "$_b/golangci-lint"
+  fi
+  if [ -n "$3" ]; then
+    printf '#!/bin/sh\ncase "$1" in version) printf "go version %s linux/amd64\\n";; *) printf "\\n";; esac\n' "$3" > "$_b/go"
+    chmod +x "$_b/go"
+  fi
+  printf '%s' "$_b"
+}
+
+f=$(new_fixture golangci_old); wire_clean "$f"
+b=$(mk_toolchain "$f" go1.26.1 go1.27.0)
+_out=$(PATH="$b:$PATH" HOME="$f/home" DOCTOR_CHECKOUT="$f/ck" "$DOCTOR" 2>&1); _rc=$?
+if [ "$_rc" -ne 0 ] && printf '%s' "$_out" | grep -qi 'golangci'; then
+  pass=$((pass + 1)); printf '  ok   golangci-lint older than GOROOT is reported\n'
+else
+  fail=$((fail + 1)); printf '  FAIL golangci-lint older than GOROOT is reported\n       rc=%s got: %s\n' "$_rc" "$_out"
+fi
+
+# Matching versions are the normal case and must stay silent.
+f=$(new_fixture golangci_ok); wire_clean "$f"
+b=$(mk_toolchain "$f" go1.27.0 go1.27.0)
+_out=$(PATH="$b:$PATH" HOME="$f/home" DOCTOR_CHECKOUT="$f/ck" "$DOCTOR" 2>&1); _rc=$?
+if [ "$_rc" -eq 0 ]; then
+  pass=$((pass + 1)); printf '  ok   golangci-lint matching GOROOT is silent\n'
+else
+  fail=$((fail + 1)); printf '  FAIL golangci-lint matching GOROOT is silent\n       rc=%s got: %s\n' "$_rc" "$_out"
+fi
+
+# A NEWER lint than GOROOT is fine -- the constraint is one-directional.
+f=$(new_fixture golangci_newer); wire_clean "$f"
+b=$(mk_toolchain "$f" go1.28.0 go1.27.0)
+_out=$(PATH="$b:$PATH" HOME="$f/home" DOCTOR_CHECKOUT="$f/ck" "$DOCTOR" 2>&1); _rc=$?
+if [ "$_rc" -eq 0 ]; then
+  pass=$((pass + 1)); printf '  ok   golangci-lint newer than GOROOT is not a fault\n'
+else
+  fail=$((fail + 1)); printf '  FAIL golangci-lint newer than GOROOT is not a fault\n       rc=%s got: %s\n' "$_rc" "$_out"
+fi
+
+# Fail OPEN on anything unparseable. doctor runs in a SessionStart hook on every
+# machine; a toolchain it cannot read is not a fault it may assert. (A host with
+# no Go at all takes the same path -- command -v simply misses.)
+f=$(new_fixture golangci_garbled); wire_clean "$f"
+_b="$f/bin"; mkdir -p "$_b"
+printf '#!/bin/sh\nprintf "golangci-lint dev build\\n"\n' > "$_b/golangci-lint"
+printf '#!/bin/sh\nprintf "go version devel\\n"\n' > "$_b/go"
+chmod +x "$_b/golangci-lint" "$_b/go"
+_out=$(PATH="$_b:$PATH" HOME="$f/home" DOCTOR_CHECKOUT="$f/ck" "$DOCTOR" 2>&1); _rc=$?
+if [ "$_rc" -eq 0 ]; then
+  pass=$((pass + 1)); printf '  ok   an unreadable toolchain version is not asserted as a fault\n'
+else
+  fail=$((fail + 1)); printf '  FAIL an unreadable toolchain version is not asserted as a fault\n       rc=%s got: %s\n' "$_rc" "$_out"
+fi
+
 printf '\ndoctor: %d passed, %d failed\n' "$pass" "$fail"
 [ "$fail" -eq 0 ]

tests/mcp_config_test.sh

@@ -0,0 +1,118 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+# Tests for bin/check-mcp-env.
+#
+# The fault this gate exists for is silent, which is why it needs a gate at
+# all. An `.mcp.json` server whose Authorization header interpolates a
+# variable nothing in the session environment defines does not error: the
+# header goes out empty, the server answers 401, and Claude Code reports
+# "requires authentication". That is indistinguishable from a revoked or
+# expired credential, and on 2026-09-07 it cost a full investigation on koala
+# to establish that the credential was fine and the variable was simply never
+# set.
+#
+# So the property is: every ${VAR} a LIVE server interpolates must be a
+# variable the session env-file actually defines.
+#
+# The `_parked` block is deliberately exempt. Parked servers reference
+# variables nothing provides on purpose -- that is what parked means -- and a
+# gate that flagged them would be reporting the intended state as a fault.
+#
+# Fixtures drive the checker through argv, so no test touches the real host.
+
+set -u
+
+ROOT=$(CDPATH= cd -- "$(dirname -- "$0")/.." && pwd)
+CHECK="$ROOT/bin/check-mcp-env"
+
+pass=0
+fail=0
+WORK=${TMPDIR:-/tmp}/mcp_config_test.$$
+
+if [ ! -f "$CHECK" ]; then
+  printf 'FAIL: %s does not exist\n' "$CHECK"
+  exit 1
+fi
+
+cleanup() { rm -rf "$WORK"; }
+trap cleanup EXIT INT TERM
+mkdir -p "$WORK"
+
+if ! command -v jq >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+  printf 'SKIP: jq not installed -- bin/check-mcp-env cannot be exercised\n'
+  exit 0
+fi
+
+# ok <name> / bad <name> <detail>
+ok()  { pass=$((pass+1)); printf '  ok   %s\n' "$1"; }
+bad() { fail=$((fail+1)); printf '  FAIL %s  %s\n' "$1" "${2:-}"; }
+
+# run <mcp-json> <env-file> -> sets $rc and $out
+run() {
+  out=$("$CHECK" "$1" "$2" 2>&1); rc=$?
+}
+
+ENVFILE="$WORK/op-env"
+cat > "$ENVFILE" <<'ENVEOF'
+BRAIN_MCP_TOKEN=op://HomeLab/brain/token
+DMABE_GITEA_API_TOKEN=op://HomeLab/gitea/token
+ENVEOF
+
+# --- a live server whose variable IS defined ---------------------------------
+cat > "$WORK/good.json" <<'JSONEOF'
+{"mcpServers":{"brain":{"type":"http","url":"https://x/mcp",
+ "headers":{"Authorization":"Bearer ${BRAIN_MCP_TOKEN}"}}}}
+JSONEOF
+run "$WORK/good.json" "$ENVFILE"
+[ "$rc" -eq 0 ] && ok "defined variable passes" || bad "defined variable passes" "rc=$rc $out"
+
+# --- a live server whose variable is NOT defined ------------------------------
+# The exact shape that broke: the server looks correct and fails at runtime.
+cat > "$WORK/missing.json" <<'JSONEOF'
+{"mcpServers":{"gitea":{"type":"http","url":"https://x/mcp",
+ "headers":{"Authorization":"Bearer ${GITEA_MCP_STATIC_TOKEN}"}}}}
+JSONEOF
+run "$WORK/missing.json" "$ENVFILE"
+if [ "$rc" -ne 0 ]; then
+  case "$out" in
+    *gitea*GITEA_MCP_STATIC_TOKEN*) ok "undefined variable is flagged, naming server and variable" ;;
+    *) bad "undefined variable is flagged, naming server and variable" "report did not name both: $out" ;;
+  esac
+else
+  bad "undefined variable is flagged, naming server and variable" "rc=0"
+fi
+
+# --- a server with no headers at all (the `infra` shape) ----------------------
+# Unauthenticated by design. Nothing to resolve, so nothing to flag.
+cat > "$WORK/noauth.json" <<'JSONEOF'
+{"mcpServers":{"infra":{"type":"http","url":"https://x/mcp"}}}
+JSONEOF
+run "$WORK/noauth.json" "$ENVFILE"
+[ "$rc" -eq 0 ] && ok "header-less server is not flagged" || bad "header-less server is not flagged" "rc=$rc $out"
+
+# --- parked servers are exempt ------------------------------------------------
+cat > "$WORK/parked.json" <<'JSONEOF'
+{"mcpServers":{"brain":{"type":"http","url":"https://x/mcp",
+  "headers":{"Authorization":"Bearer ${BRAIN_MCP_TOKEN}"}}},
+ "_parked":{"_reason":"no identity provides these yet",
+  "cad":{"type":"http","url":"https://x/mcp",
+   "headers":{"Authorization":"Bearer ${CAD_MCP_TOKEN}"}}}}
+JSONEOF
+run "$WORK/parked.json" "$ENVFILE"
+if [ "$rc" -eq 0 ]; then
+  ok "parked server is exempt"
+else
+  bad "parked server is exempt" "rc=$rc $out"
+fi
+
+# --- malformed JSON must not pass silently ------------------------------------
+# A config the checker cannot read is an unverified config, not a clean one.
+printf '{"mcpServers":{' > "$WORK/broken.json"
+run "$WORK/broken.json" "$ENVFILE"
+[ "$rc" -ne 0 ] && ok "unparseable config does not report success" || bad "unparseable config does not report success" "rc=0"
+
+# --- a missing env-file is unverifiable, not clean ----------------------------
+run "$WORK/good.json" "$WORK/no-such-env"
+[ "$rc" -ne 0 ] && ok "missing env-file does not report success" || bad "missing env-file does not report success" "rc=0"
+
+printf '\n%s: %d passed, %d failed\n' "$(basename "$0")" "$pass" "$fail"
+[ "$fail" -eq 0 ]

tests/pre_task_ritual_test.sh

@@ -0,0 +1,103 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+# Tests for hooks/pre-task-ritual.sh — the UserPromptSubmit hook that surfaces
+# rule 0 on every prompt (#44).
+#
+# WHY THIS EXISTS, AND WHAT IT DELIBERATELY DOES NOT CLAIM
+# This hook is three lines and echoes a string. It has no bash-isms, so it
+# cannot fail the way secret-guard appeared to; that risk was overstated when
+# this test was requested. What it CAN do is stop working silently, and its
+# whole job is to be visible -- if the text stops appearing, rule 0 stops being
+# surfaced on every prompt and nothing announces that.
+#
+# THE ASSERTION THAT MATTERS IS REGISTRATION.
+# A hook file that exists but is not in hooks.json does absolutely nothing, and
+# looks identical on disk to one that works. So this derives the command from
+# hooks.json rather than assuming one: the registration is the source of truth
+# for how the hook is invoked, and a test that invokes it its own way is
+# testing something the harness never runs.
+#
+# That distinction is not hypothetical. secret_guard_test.sh piped its hook into
+# `sh` while hooks.json runs it with `bash`; on Debian /bin/sh is dash, which
+# has no `set -o pipefail`, and the suite failed 20/20 in CI against a hook that
+# was fine in production. The test was wrong, not the hook. Deriving the
+# invocation removes the opportunity for that class of mistake entirely.
+
+set -u
+
+ROOT=$(CDPATH= cd -- "$(dirname -- "$0")/.." && pwd)
+HOOK="$ROOT/hooks/pre-task-ritual.sh"
+REG="$ROOT/hooks/hooks.json"
+
+pass=0
+fail=0
+ok() { pass=$((pass + 1)); printf '  ok   %s\n' "$1"; }
+no() { fail=$((fail + 1)); printf '  FAIL %s\n' "$1"; }
+
+if ! command -v jq >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+  printf '  SKIP: jq not installed -- cannot read the hook registration\n'
+  exit 0
+fi
+
+[ -f "$HOOK" ] || { printf '  FAIL %s does not exist\n' "$HOOK"; exit 1; }
+ok 'hook file exists'
+
+[ -f "$REG" ] || { printf '  FAIL %s does not exist\n' "$REG"; exit 1; }
+
+# 1. Registered, and on the right event. UserPromptSubmit is what makes it fire
+#    on every prompt; registered under any other event it would still "exist"
+#    and still do nothing useful.
+CMD=$(jq -r '
+  .hooks.UserPromptSubmit[]?.hooks[]?
+  | select(.command | test("pre-task-ritual"))
+  | .command
+' "$REG" 2>/dev/null | head -1)
+
+if [ -n "$CMD" ]; then
+  ok 'registered on UserPromptSubmit in hooks.json'
+else
+  no 'not registered on UserPromptSubmit -- the file would exist and never run'
+  printf '  %d passed, %d failed\n' "$pass" "$fail"
+  exit 1
+fi
+
+# 2. Run it EXACTLY as registered, with the harness variable substituted the way
+#    the harness substitutes it.
+OUT=$(CLAUDE_PLUGIN_ROOT="$ROOT" sh -c "$CMD" 2>&1)
+rc=$?
+
+[ "$rc" -eq 0 ] && ok 'exits 0 as registered' \
+  || no "exited $rc -- a non-zero UserPromptSubmit hook can block the prompt"
+
+# 3. The content is the point. A hook that runs and says nothing is the same as
+#    no hook, and that is the failure this pins.
+if [ -n "$OUT" ]; then
+  ok 'produces output'
+else
+  no 'produced no output -- rule 0 would silently stop being surfaced'
+fi
+
+case "$OUT" in
+  *"Rule 0"*) ok 'names rule 0' ;;
+  *)          no "does not name rule 0: '$OUT'" ;;
+esac
+
+# Each of the four steps, individually. Naming rule 0 while having quietly lost
+# a step is the plausible drift, not losing the whole line.
+for step in brain_query skill 'failing test' 'success criterion'; do
+  case "$OUT" in
+    *"$step"*) ok "states the '$step' step" ;;
+    *)         no "lost the '$step' step from the ritual" ;;
+  esac
+done
+
+# 4. The interpreter named in the registration must actually exist, or the hook
+#    fails on that host with a message nobody reads.
+INTERP=${CMD%% *}
+if command -v "$INTERP" >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+  ok "registered interpreter '$INTERP' is available"
+else
+  no "registered interpreter '$INTERP' not found on this host"
+fi
+
+printf '  %d passed, %d failed\n' "$pass" "$fail"
+[ "$fail" -eq 0 ]

tests/secret_guard_test.sh

@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ decision_for() {
   _tool=${2:-Bash}
   jq -n --arg t "$_tool" --arg c "$_cmd" \
     '{tool_name: $t, tool_input: {command: $c}}' \
-    | sh "$GUARD" \
+    | "$GUARD" \
     | jq -r '.hookSpecificOutput.permissionDecision // "MISSING"'
 }
 
@@ -42,6 +42,20 @@ expect() {
   fi
 }
 
+# Invoked as a PROGRAM above, never as `sh "$GUARD"`. Claude Code executes the
+# hook directly, so its `#!/usr/bin/env bash` shebang decides the interpreter;
+# piping it into `sh` overrides that and tests something production never runs.
+#
+# It is not academic. On Debian /bin/sh is dash, which has no `set -o
+# pipefail`, so the guard died on line 23 before reading a byte of input and
+# every deny case returned empty -- 20 of 20 assertions failed in CI while
+# passing on a host where /bin/sh happens to be bash. A security gate that
+# tests green and cannot start is the worst of both.
+if [ ! -x "$GUARD" ]; then
+  printf 'FAIL: %s is not executable -- it must run via its own shebang\n' "$GUARD"
+  exit 1
+fi
+
 if [ ! -f "$GUARD" ]; then
   printf 'FAIL: %s does not exist\n' "$GUARD"
   exit 1