test: make embedded-postgres per-process so concurrent CI runs don't collide

A push to main and its version tag fire two CI runs for the same commit. Both ran
`go test ./...`, which starts embedded-postgres on a FIXED port (54329/54330) and
a shared data dir. -p 1 serialises packages WITHIN a run, not across two
concurrent runs — so when the two runs overlapped they collided on the port/data
dir and BOTH failed the Lint/Test job (no image built). Prior commits passed only
because their two runs happened not to overlap.

Derive the port and runtime/data dirs from the PID; share only CachePath so the
PG archive downloads once. Proven: two concurrent `go test` of the store package
now both pass. Unblocks the v0.21.0 (Pillar A) build.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.8 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>

DECISIONS.md

@@ -855,6 +855,139 @@ reply still parses; a transcript within budget is unchanged).
 
 ---
 
+## ADR-023 — Drop Shorts/livestreams at discovery to protect the caption budget
+
+**Status:** Accepted (2026-06-10). **Builds on ADR-014** (per-IP caption rate limit is the
+binding constraint) and the ADR-022 live-run findings.
+
+**Context.** The scarce resource is the unofficial timedtext caption fetch (per-egress-IP
+429, ~3 successful/pass). The first multi-user run showed the candidate set was mostly noise —
+Shorts, sub-minute clips, and live broadcasts — each of which still consumes a caption-fetch
+attempt (and a "none" result is a *completed* fetch, so it costs budget even when it yields
+nothing). Spending the rate-limited budget on content the user will not read is the waste to
+cut first; it is cheaper and lower-risk than raising the ceiling (multi-IP, Whisper).
+
+Duration and live status are NOT in the playlistItems discovery response, but they ARE in the
+Data API `videos.list` (contentDetails.duration + snippet.liveBroadcastContent) — the official
+**quota-based** API (1 unit/call, 50 ids/call), which is a *different* limit from the timedtext
+429. So one cheap quota call buys a filter that saves many expensive throttled fetches.
+
+**Decision.**
+1. `NewVideos` enriches its candidates with a single `videos.list` call and drops, before
+   returning: videos shorter than `TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS` (default 60) and any `live`/
+   `upcoming` broadcast. Dropped videos are never persisted, so they also declutter the list.
+2. The filter is **degrade-open**: `MinVideoSeconds=0` disables it (no quota call), and a
+   `videos.list` error returns the candidates unfiltered — discovery must never break because a
+   metadata call hiccuped (worst case = pre-ADR-023 behaviour).
+3. The paste-a-URL path (`VideoByID`) is **not** filtered — an explicit user request for a
+   specific video (even a Short) is honoured.
+
+**Reversibility.** Pure discovery-time filter + config. `TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS=0` restores
+the old behaviour. No schema change, no effect on already-stored videos.
+
+**Quota note.** Per-channel enrichment adds ~1 unit/channel/pass. At pilot scale (≤3 users)
+this is well under the 10k/day cap; at larger scale, batch `videos.list` across channels
+(50 ids/call) by collecting all discovered ids per pass before enriching.
+
+---
+
+## ADR-024 — Per-channel caption-availability memory
+
+**Status:** Accepted (2026-06-10). **Builds on ADR-014** (per-IP caption budget), **ADR-021**
+(shared transcript cache), **ADR-023** (Shorts filter).
+
+**Context.** After ADR-021 caches transcripts and ADR-023 drops Shorts, the remaining caption
+waste is the *first* fetch on every new video of a channel that never publishes English captions
+(foreign-language news, music, etc.). Each costs one rate-limited fetch to resolve to "none" —
+and on a throttled IP that fetch may 429 and churn the backoff machinery before it ever gets a
+verdict. A pilot user's feed had several such channels.
+
+**Decision.** Remember, per `(user, channel)`, a streak of consecutive no-caption outcomes
+(`channel_caption_state`, migration 016, RLS-scoped like the rest of the user-owned schema).
+Once the streak reaches `TAPIR_CHANNEL_CAPTIONLESS_THRESHOLD` (default 5) the channel is
+suppressed — its videos are discovered/listed but not caption-fetched — for
+`TAPIR_CHANNEL_CAPTIONLESS_WINDOW` (default 14d), after which one video is re-probed
+(auto-recovery for a channel that starts adding captions). A successful fetch resets the streak;
+a fresh 429 does NOT count (transient, not a caption verdict). An explicit manual request
+bypasses suppression. `threshold = 0` disables the feature.
+
+**Why per-user, not global.** Caption availability is really a channel property (public), so a
+global table would let users share the learning. But subscriptions are per-user (ADR-012) and at
+pilot scale users' channel sets barely overlap, so per-user + RLS keeps it consistent with the
+existing isolation model with no new non-RLS exception to justify. Promoting to a shared table
+(like transcripts, ADR-021) is a future optimisation if channel overlap grows.
+
+**Reversibility.** Migration 016 is a clean drop; `threshold = 0` disables at runtime. The
+memory only ever *suppresses fetches* — it never deletes content or affects already-stored
+summaries.
+
+---
+
+## ADR-025 — Honest, state-aware foreground summarization status
+
+**Status:** Accepted (2026-06-10). **Pillar B of the manual-mode UX work** (Pillar A, foreground
+fetch priority, is a separate follow-up). Builds on ADR-014 (the rate limit the UX must make
+legible).
+
+**Context.** Clicking "Summarize" spawned a background goroutine and polled `/status`, which
+returned only two states: the spinner (in-flight) or the normal card (done). But the web
+`ProcessVideo` only recorded an outcome on *success* — a 429'd or caption-less click left
+`transcript_status` unset, so the next poll silently reverted to the "Summarize" button. The
+user saw either an endless spinner or a button that did nothing useful when clicked again. The
+binding constraint (YouTube's caption rate limit) was completely invisible.
+
+**Decision.**
+1. **Record every outcome on the web path**, mirroring the runner: `ProcessVideo` stamps
+   `rate_limited` / `none` / `fetched`. A rate-limited video keeps its requested flag so the
+   background sweep retries it; `none` and `fetched` are terminal.
+2. **`/status` is state-aware**: summarized → summary card; in-flight → working spinner;
+   `rate_limited` → a calm "waiting, will retry" card that keeps polling (every 30s) so the
+   summary appears on its own when the retry lands — the user never clicks again;
+   `none` → a terminal "no captions" card with no poll and no dead-end button.
+3. **Charm status text** (Claude-Code / Crush inspired): the working spinner cycles playful,
+   tapir-themed gerunds ("Chewing the cud…", "Munching leaves…", "Distilling the gist…") via
+   CSS only — no JS, keeping the HTMX/no-JS ethos. Decorative (aria-hidden) with a stable
+   `role=status` line for assistive tech.
+
+**Principle.** When the system cannot be fast (throttled IP), it is at least honest, and it
+self-resolves without making the user retry. Honesty is the load-bearing half — Pillar A's
+priority lane only improves the odds of a fast slot; it cannot beat an already-hot IP.
+
+**Reversibility.** Pure transport-layer + view change over the unchanged engine/ports. No
+schema change (reuses `transcript_status` from migration 007).
+
+---
+
+## ADR-026 — Foreground caption fetches take priority; the credentials probe is dead
+
+**Status:** Accepted (2026-06-10). **Pillar A of the manual-mode UX work** (Pillar B was
+ADR-025). Builds on ADR-014 (the shared per-IP gate).
+
+**Context.** Every caption fetch — the background sweep and the web click-path — shared one
+process-wide rate gate equally. So a user waiting on a "Summarize" click competed with the
+firehose for both pacing and the scarce pre-429 window; on a busy IP the click was slow or
+429'd while the background churned.
+
+**Decision.** A context-marked priority lane. The web path
+(`engineProcessor.ProcessVideo`) wraps its context with `ForegroundContext`; the gate gives
+foreground fetches a token immediately, while **background fetches yield** — they wait until no
+foreground fetch is pending before taking a token. Threaded via a context value (not new
+signatures) and a process-wide `foregroundPending` counter. Clicks are rare and bursty, so the
+background barely loses throughput; the waiting human gets the next (and cleanest) slot.
+
+**Credentials probe — rejected, not built.** The idea was to fetch captions with the user's
+auth in manual mode to dodge 429s. It is a dead end, already settled by ADR-010 and the code:
+the caption path is *deliberately anonymous* because the InnerTube/timedtext endpoints **reject
+or break on authenticated requests** (`captions.go`: "no OAuth token — it can break the
+timedtext endpoint"). The user's OAuth (a Data API credential) does not authenticate InnerTube
+at all, and the official `captions.download` is owner-only (403 on third-party). So auth cannot
+help here and can actively hurt. No probe needed — building one would only re-confirm the ADR.
+
+**Reversibility.** Context-marker + a yield loop in the gate; removing the marker collapses to
+the prior equal-share behaviour. No schema or API change.
+
+---
+
 ## Rejected alternatives
 
 Approaches considered during the 2026-06-02 planning + grill session and **deliberately not

cmd/tapir/main.go

@@ -136,7 +136,8 @@ func cmdRun(ctx context.Context, log *slog.Logger) error {
 
 	r := runner.New(engine.Source, st, engine, cfg.UserID, log,
 		runner.WithBackoff(cfg.FetchBackoff),
-		runner.WithAutoWindow(cfg.AutoSummarizeWindow))
+		runner.WithAutoWindow(cfg.AutoSummarizeWindow),
+		runner.WithCaptionMemory(cfg.ChannelCaptionlessThreshold, cfg.ChannelCaptionlessWindow))
 
 	log.Info("starting run", "user", cfg.UserID, "model", cfg.SummarizerModel,
 		"gateway", cfg.GatewayURL, "poll_interval", cfg.PollInterval, "fetch_backoff", cfg.FetchBackoff,

cmd/tapir/processor.go

@@ -88,6 +88,7 @@ func buildProcessor(cfg config.Config, st *store.Store) (*usecase.Engine, error)
 		ClientSecret:       cfg.YTClientSecret,
 		TokenSecretRef:     cfg.YTTokenRef,
 		PreferredLanguages: []string{"en"},
+		MinVideoSeconds:    cfg.MinVideoSeconds,
 	}, secretStore)
 
 	sum := buildSummarizer(cfg)
@@ -112,6 +113,11 @@ type engineProcessor struct {
 }
 
 func (p *engineProcessor) ProcessVideo(ctx context.Context, userID, videoID string) error {
+	// This is the user-initiated (foreground) path — a click on "Summarize",
+	// "Try now", or a pasted URL. Mark the context so the caption gate gives it
+	// priority over the background sweep (ADR-026, Pillar A).
+	ctx = youtube.ForegroundContext(ctx)
+
 	row, err := p.store.GetVideoRow(ctx, userID, videoID)
 	if err != nil {
 		return fmt.Errorf("load video %q: %w", videoID, err)
@@ -131,7 +137,28 @@ func (p *engineProcessor) ProcessVideo(ctx context.Context, userID, videoID stri
 	if err != nil {
 		return fmt.Errorf("process video %q: %w", videoID, err)
 	}
-	if res.Summary != nil {
+
+	// Record the outcome so the status endpoint can show honest state (ADR-025):
+	// a 429'd or caption-less click used to leave transcript_status unset, so the
+	// poll silently reverted to the "Summarize" button. Mirror the runner: stamp
+	// rate_limited / none / fetched. A rate-limited video keeps its requested flag
+	// so the background sweep retries it; none and fetched are terminal here.
+	switch {
+	case res.Skipped && res.TranscriptSource == string(domain.SourceRateLimited):
+		if err := p.store.SetTranscriptStatus(ctx, userID, videoID, "rate_limited"); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("set rate_limited status %q: %w", videoID, err)
+		}
+	case res.Skipped:
+		if err := p.store.SetTranscriptStatus(ctx, userID, videoID, "none"); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("set none status %q: %w", videoID, err)
+		}
+		if err := p.store.ClearSummarizeRequested(ctx, userID, videoID); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("clear summarize flag %q: %w", videoID, err)
+		}
+	case res.Summary != nil:
+		if err := p.store.SetTranscriptStatus(ctx, userID, videoID, "fetched"); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("set fetched status %q: %w", videoID, err)
+		}
 		if err := p.store.ClearSummarizeRequested(ctx, userID, videoID); err != nil {
 			return fmt.Errorf("clear summarize flag %q: %w", videoID, err)
 		}

cmd/tapir/scheduler.go

@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@ func buildUserRunner(cfg config.Config, st *store.Store, secretStore ports.Secre
 		ClientSecret:       cfg.YTClientSecret,
 		TokenSecretRef:     web.YouTubeTokenRef(userID),
 		PreferredLanguages: []string{"en"},
+		MinVideoSeconds:    cfg.MinVideoSeconds,
 	}, secretStore)
 
 	engine := usecase.NewEngine(src, buildSummarizer(cfg), st)
@@ -44,7 +45,8 @@ func buildUserRunner(cfg config.Config, st *store.Store, secretStore ports.Secre
 
 	return runner.New(src, st, engine, userID, log,
 		runner.WithBackoff(cfg.FetchBackoff),
-		runner.WithAutoWindow(cfg.AutoSummarizeWindow)), nil
+		runner.WithAutoWindow(cfg.AutoSummarizeWindow),
+		runner.WithCaptionMemory(cfg.ChannelCaptionlessThreshold, cfg.ChannelCaptionlessWindow)), nil
 }
 
 // userLister enumerates every registered user and reports a user's video
@@ -73,22 +75,17 @@ func runDiscoveryPass(
 		return runner.Stats{}
 	}
 
-	// Rotate who goes first each pass. Caption fetches share one per-egress-IP
-	// rate budget (ADR-014); whoever runs first each pass spends the pre-throttle
-	// window, so a FIXED user order permanently starves whoever is last (a new
-	// pilot user got 0 fetches for 12h while the first-listed user got all of
-	// them). Rotation gives every user the lead slot in turn.
-	users = rotateUsers(users, pass)
-
-	log.Info("scheduler: starting discovery pass", "users", len(users))
-	var total runner.Stats
+	// Keep only users with a video connection. A pass for a connectionless user
+	// (e.g. a stale Dex-era orphan identity) only tries to resolve a token that
+	// was never minted, logging a spurious "ref not found" every tick. Filtering
+	// here — BEFORE rotation — also keeps fairness honest: rotation is over the
+	// users that actually consume the caption budget, so a dead identity can't eat
+	// a rotation slot and skew the lead share.
+	var connected []store.UserIdentity
 	for _, u := range users {
 		if ctx.Err() != nil {
-			break // shutting down: stop enumerating
+			return runner.Stats{} // shutting down
 		}
-		// Skip users with no video connection. A discovery pass for them only
-		// attempts to resolve a token that was never minted, logging a spurious
-		// "ref not found" every tick (e.g. stale Dex-era orphan identities).
 		conns, err := lister.ConnectionsForUser(ctx, u.UserID)
 		if err != nil {
 			log.Warn("scheduler: list connections failed", "user", u.UserID, "err", err)
@@ -98,6 +95,22 @@ func runDiscoveryPass(
 			log.Debug("scheduler: skipping user with no video connections", "user", u.UserID)
 			continue
 		}
+		connected = append(connected, u)
+	}
+
+	// Rotate who goes first each pass. Caption fetches share one per-egress-IP
+	// rate budget (ADR-014); whoever runs first each pass spends the pre-throttle
+	// window, so a FIXED order permanently starves whoever is last (a new pilot
+	// user got 0 fetches for 12h while the first-listed user got all of them).
+	// Rotation over the connected set gives each real user the lead in turn.
+	connected = rotateUsers(connected, pass)
+
+	log.Info("scheduler: starting discovery pass", "users", len(connected))
+	var total runner.Stats
+	for _, u := range connected {
+		if ctx.Err() != nil {
+			break // shutting down: stop enumerating
+		}
 		stats, err := runUser(ctx, u.UserID)
 		total = sumStats(total, stats)
 		if err != nil {
@@ -109,6 +122,7 @@ func runDiscoveryPass(
 		"skipped_seen", total.SkippedSeen, "skipped_no_text", total.SkippedNoText,
 		"skipped_manual", total.SkippedManual, "skipped_too_old", total.SkippedTooOld,
 		"skipped_rate_limited", total.SkippedRateLimited,
+		"skipped_no_caption_channel", total.SkippedNoCaptionChannel,
 		"channel_unavailable", total.ChannelUnavailable, "errors", total.Errors)
 	return total
 }
@@ -129,8 +143,18 @@ func runScheduler(
 		return // disabled
 	}
 
-	pass := 0
-	runDiscoveryPass(ctx, pass, lister, runUser, log)
+	// Derive the rotation offset from wall-clock, NOT an in-memory counter. A
+	// counter reset to 0 on every pod restart always hands the lead to the
+	// first-listed user — so frequent deploys re-starve whoever is last (exactly
+	// what happened to the first pilot user during a deploy-heavy session). A
+	// time-based offset advances with real time and is identical across restarts,
+	// so the lead rotates fairly regardless of how often the pod bounces.
+	runPass := func() {
+		pass := int(time.Now().Unix() / int64(interval/time.Second))
+		runDiscoveryPass(ctx, pass, lister, runUser, log)
+	}
+
+	runPass()
 
 	ticker := time.NewTicker(interval)
 	defer ticker.Stop()
@@ -139,8 +163,7 @@ func runScheduler(
 		case <-ctx.Done():
 			return
 		case <-ticker.C:
-			pass++
-			runDiscoveryPass(ctx, pass, lister, runUser, log)
+			runPass()
 		}
 	}
 }
@@ -169,14 +192,15 @@ func rotateUsers(users []store.UserIdentity, pass int) []store.UserIdentity {
 // per-tick aggregate across all users.
 func sumStats(a, b runner.Stats) runner.Stats {
 	return runner.Stats{
-		Candidates:         a.Candidates + b.Candidates,
-		Summarized:         a.Summarized + b.Summarized,
-		SkippedSeen:        a.SkippedSeen + b.SkippedSeen,
-		SkippedNoText:      a.SkippedNoText + b.SkippedNoText,
-		SkippedManual:      a.SkippedManual + b.SkippedManual,
-		SkippedTooOld:      a.SkippedTooOld + b.SkippedTooOld,
-		SkippedRateLimited: a.SkippedRateLimited + b.SkippedRateLimited,
-		ChannelUnavailable: a.ChannelUnavailable + b.ChannelUnavailable,
-		Errors:             a.Errors + b.Errors,
+		Candidates:              a.Candidates + b.Candidates,
+		Summarized:              a.Summarized + b.Summarized,
+		SkippedSeen:             a.SkippedSeen + b.SkippedSeen,
+		SkippedNoText:           a.SkippedNoText + b.SkippedNoText,
+		SkippedManual:           a.SkippedManual + b.SkippedManual,
+		SkippedTooOld:           a.SkippedTooOld + b.SkippedTooOld,
+		SkippedRateLimited:      a.SkippedRateLimited + b.SkippedRateLimited,
+		SkippedNoCaptionChannel: a.SkippedNoCaptionChannel + b.SkippedNoCaptionChannel,
+		ChannelUnavailable:      a.ChannelUnavailable + b.ChannelUnavailable,
+		Errors:                  a.Errors + b.Errors,
 	}
 }

cmd/tapir/scheduler_test.go

@@ -128,6 +128,21 @@ func TestDiscoveryPassRotatesLeadUser(t *testing.T) {
 	require.Equal(t, 3, rc.count("c"))
 }
 
+// A connectionless orphan must not consume a rotation slot: rotation is over the
+// connected users only, so two real users alternate the lead 50/50 even with a
+// dead identity listed between them.
+func TestDiscoveryPassRotationIgnoresConnectionlessUsers(t *testing.T) {
+	lister := fakeLister{users: usersN("a", "orphan", "c"), noConn: map[string]bool{"orphan": true}}
+	rc := newCountingRunUser()
+
+	runDiscoveryPass(context.Background(), 0, lister, rc.run, quietLog())
+	runDiscoveryPass(context.Background(), 1, lister, rc.run, quietLog())
+
+	require.Equal(t, []string{"a", "c", "c", "a"}, rc.runOrder(),
+		"only connected users rotate; the orphan never runs and never holds a slot")
+	require.Equal(t, 0, rc.count("orphan"))
+}
+
 func TestDiscoveryPassSkipsUsersWithoutConnections(t *testing.T) {
 	// b never connected a video source (e.g. a stale Dex-era orphan identity).
 	// It must be skipped silently — not run and logged as a token error every pass.

docs/homelab-integration.md

@@ -39,6 +39,16 @@ it** — endpoints and aliases drift, and this file is a snapshot (2026-06-06),
   - `TAPIR_MAX_TRANSCRIPT_CHARS` — transcript truncation budget sent to the model. **Default
     `18000`** (~fits an 8k-context model). `0` disables truncation. Prevents the context-overflow
     HTTP 400 a long transcript caused on `phi4-mini`.
+- **Discovery low-value filter (ADR-023).** `TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS` — **default `60`**. At
+  discovery, `NewVideos` enriches candidates with one cheap `videos.list` call (quota API, NOT
+  the timedtext 429 path) and drops videos shorter than this plus any live/upcoming broadcast,
+  so the scarce caption-fetch budget isn't spent on Shorts. `0` disables the filter. The
+  paste-a-URL path is never filtered.
+- **Per-channel caption memory (ADR-024).** `TAPIR_CHANNEL_CAPTIONLESS_THRESHOLD` — **default
+  `5`** consecutive no-caption results before a channel is suppressed (its videos listed but not
+  caption-fetched). `TAPIR_CHANNEL_CAPTIONLESS_WINDOW` — **default `336h`** (14d) suppression
+  before one video is re-probed. `THRESHOLD=0` disables. A successful fetch resets the channel;
+  a 429 does not count; an explicit manual request bypasses suppression.
 - **Thinking models need an explicit `max_tokens`.** qwen3 / deepseek-r1 spend the budget on
   reasoning and return **empty content** if `max_tokens` is too low (or unset). The summarizer's
   parser treats an empty summary as an error for exactly this reason. **Done (2026-06-02, Worker F):**

internal/adapters/store/channel_caption.go

@@ -0,0 +1,83 @@
+package store
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"fmt"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/jackc/pgx/v5"
+)
+
+// CaptionlessChannels returns the set of channel ids currently suppressed for the
+// user — channels whose recent videos all yielded no captions, within their
+// suppression window (ADR-024). The runner skips caption fetches for these
+// channels' videos. A channel whose window has expired is not returned, so its
+// next video is re-probed (auto-recovery).
+func (s *Store) CaptionlessChannels(ctx context.Context, userID string) (map[string]bool, error) {
+	out := map[string]bool{}
+	err := s.withUser(ctx, userID, func(tx pgx.Tx) error {
+		rows, err := tx.Query(ctx, `
+			SELECT channel_id FROM channel_caption_state
+			WHERE user_id = $1 AND captionless_until IS NOT NULL AND captionless_until > now()`,
+			userID)
+		if err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("store: caption-less channels: %w", err)
+		}
+		defer rows.Close()
+		for rows.Next() {
+			var ch string
+			if err := rows.Scan(&ch); err != nil {
+				return fmt.Errorf("store: scan caption-less channel: %w", err)
+			}
+			out[ch] = true
+		}
+		return rows.Err()
+	})
+	return out, err
+}
+
+// RecordChannelCaptionOutcome updates a channel's caption-availability memory
+// after a fetch attempt (ADR-024). hadCaptions resets the channel (consecutive
+// count to 0, suppression cleared). Otherwise the consecutive no-caption count is
+// incremented; once it reaches threshold the channel is suppressed for window.
+// threshold <= 0 is a no-op (feature disabled). An empty channelID is ignored
+// (some sources may not carry one).
+func (s *Store) RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx context.Context, userID, channelID string, hadCaptions bool, threshold int, window time.Duration) error {
+	if channelID == "" || threshold <= 0 {
+		return nil
+	}
+	return s.withUser(ctx, userID, func(tx pgx.Tx) error {
+		if hadCaptions {
+			_, err := tx.Exec(ctx, `
+				INSERT INTO channel_caption_state (user_id, channel_id, consecutive_none, captionless_until, updated_at)
+				VALUES ($1, $2, 0, NULL, now())
+				ON CONFLICT (user_id, channel_id)
+				DO UPDATE SET consecutive_none = 0, captionless_until = NULL, updated_at = now()`,
+				userID, channelID)
+			if err != nil {
+				return fmt.Errorf("store: reset channel caption state: %w", err)
+			}
+			return nil
+		}
+		// No captions: increment the streak; suppress once it reaches threshold.
+		// captionless_until is set from the NEW count inside the same statement so
+		// the decision is atomic with the increment.
+		until := time.Now().Add(window)
+		_, err := tx.Exec(ctx, `
+			INSERT INTO channel_caption_state (user_id, channel_id, consecutive_none, captionless_until, updated_at)
+			VALUES ($1, $2, 1, CASE WHEN 1 >= $3 THEN $4::timestamptz ELSE NULL END, now())
+			ON CONFLICT (user_id, channel_id)
+			DO UPDATE SET
+				consecutive_none = channel_caption_state.consecutive_none + 1,
+				captionless_until = CASE
+					WHEN channel_caption_state.consecutive_none + 1 >= $3 THEN $4::timestamptz
+					ELSE channel_caption_state.captionless_until
+				END,
+				updated_at = now()`,
+			userID, channelID, threshold, until)
+		if err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("store: record channel no-caption: %w", err)
+		}
+		return nil
+	})
+}

internal/adapters/store/channel_caption_test.go

@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+package store_test
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+)
+
+func TestChannelCaptionMemory_SuppressesAfterThreshold(t *testing.T) {
+	ctx := context.Background()
+	s := newStore(t)
+	super := rawPool(t)
+	resetDB(t, super)
+	seedUser(t, super, userA)
+
+	const threshold = 3
+	window := time.Hour
+
+	// Below threshold: not yet suppressed.
+	require.NoError(t, s.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, userA, "chanX", false, threshold, window))
+	require.NoError(t, s.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, userA, "chanX", false, threshold, window))
+	got, err := s.CaptionlessChannels(ctx, userA)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.NotContains(t, got, "chanX", "2 < threshold 3: not suppressed yet")
+
+	// Crossing the threshold suppresses the channel.
+	require.NoError(t, s.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, userA, "chanX", false, threshold, window))
+	got, err = s.CaptionlessChannels(ctx, userA)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.Contains(t, got, "chanX", "3 consecutive no-caption results suppress the channel")
+
+	// A successful caption fetch resets it.
+	require.NoError(t, s.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, userA, "chanX", true, threshold, window))
+	got, err = s.CaptionlessChannels(ctx, userA)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.NotContains(t, got, "chanX", "a captioned video clears suppression")
+}
+
+func TestChannelCaptionMemory_WindowExpiryReProbes(t *testing.T) {
+	ctx := context.Background()
+	s := newStore(t)
+	super := rawPool(t)
+	resetDB(t, super)
+	seedUser(t, super, userA)
+
+	// A negative window means captionless_until lands in the past — modelling an
+	// elapsed suppression window, which must make the channel eligible again.
+	require.NoError(t, s.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, userA, "chanY", false, 1, -time.Hour))
+	got, err := s.CaptionlessChannels(ctx, userA)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.NotContains(t, got, "chanY", "an expired window re-enables the channel for a re-probe")
+}
+
+func TestChannelCaptionMemory_DisabledThresholdIsNoOp(t *testing.T) {
+	ctx := context.Background()
+	s := newStore(t)
+	super := rawPool(t)
+	resetDB(t, super)
+	seedUser(t, super, userA)
+
+	require.NoError(t, s.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, userA, "chanZ", false, 0, time.Hour))
+	got, err := s.CaptionlessChannels(ctx, userA)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.Empty(t, got, "threshold 0 disables the memory — nothing recorded")
+}

internal/adapters/store/migrate_test.go

@@ -53,7 +53,9 @@ func TestMigration010LoginEventsUpDown(t *testing.T) {
 	require.True(t, loginEventsExists(t), "login_events must exist at latest migration")
 
 	m := fileMigrator(t)
-	// 011..015 sit above 010; step them down first so 010 is exercised in isolation.
+	// 011..016 sit above 010; step them down first so 010 is exercised in isolation.
+	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 016 drops channel_caption_state, login_events intact")
+	require.True(t, loginEventsExists(t), "016 down leaves login_events intact")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 015 reshapes transcripts, login_events intact")
 	require.True(t, loginEventsExists(t), "015 down leaves login_events intact")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 014 drops channel_title, login_events intact")
@@ -68,7 +70,7 @@ func TestMigration010LoginEventsUpDown(t *testing.T) {
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 010 must drop login_events")
 	require.False(t, loginEventsExists(t), "login_events must be gone after the down migration")
 
-	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(6), "up must recreate 010 then re-apply 011..015")
+	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(7), "up must recreate 010 then re-apply 011..016")
 	require.True(t, loginEventsExists(t), "login_events must be restored after the up migration")
 }
 
@@ -91,6 +93,7 @@ func TestMigration011AutoSummarizeDefaultUpDown(t *testing.T) {
 	require.Equal(t, "true", autoSummarizeDefault(t), "011 sets the default to TRUE")
 
 	m := fileMigrator(t)
+	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 016 drops channel_caption_state")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 015 reshapes transcripts")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 014 drops channel_title")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 013 drops channel_errors")
@@ -104,6 +107,7 @@ func TestMigration011AutoSummarizeDefaultUpDown(t *testing.T) {
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 013 creates channel_errors")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 014 recreates channel_title")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 015 reshapes transcripts to shared")
+	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 016 recreates channel_caption_state (HEAD)")
 }
 
 // channelTitleExists reports whether videos.channel_title is present.
@@ -123,6 +127,8 @@ func TestMigration014VideoChannelTitleUpDown(t *testing.T) {
 	require.True(t, channelTitleExists(t), "channel_title exists at latest migration")
 
 	m := fileMigrator(t)
+	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 016 drops channel_caption_state, channel_title intact")
+	require.True(t, channelTitleExists(t), "016 down leaves channel_title intact")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 015 reshapes transcripts, channel_title intact")
 	require.True(t, channelTitleExists(t), "015 down leaves channel_title intact")
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(-1), "down 014 must drop channel_title")
@@ -130,7 +136,8 @@ func TestMigration014VideoChannelTitleUpDown(t *testing.T) {
 
 	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 014 must recreate channel_title")
 	require.True(t, channelTitleExists(t), "channel_title must be restored after the up migration")
-	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 015 restores the shared transcripts shape (HEAD)")
+	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 015 restores the shared transcripts shape")
+	require.NoError(t, m.Steps(1), "up 016 recreates channel_caption_state (HEAD)")
 }
 
 // TestMigration012FixAutoSummarizeRLS proves 012 runs cleanly and flips any

internal/adapters/store/migrations/016_channel_caption_state.down.sql

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+DROP TABLE channel_caption_state;

internal/adapters/store/migrations/016_channel_caption_state.up.sql

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+-- Migration 016: per-(user, channel) caption-availability memory (ADR-024).
+--
+-- Some channels never publish English captions (foreign-language news, music,
+-- etc.). Each of their new videos still costs ONE rate-limited caption fetch
+-- (ADR-014) before resolving to "none" — and on a throttled egress IP that fetch
+-- may 429 and churn through the backoff machinery first. This table remembers
+-- channels that repeatedly yield no captions so discovery can stop attempting
+-- their videos, freeing the scarce fetch budget for channels that do have them.
+--
+-- consecutive_none counts no-caption outcomes in a row; a successful fetch resets
+-- it to 0. Once it crosses the threshold the channel is suppressed until
+-- captionless_until, after which one video is re-probed (auto-recovery for a
+-- channel that starts adding captions). Per-user + RLS-scoped, consistent with
+-- the rest of the user-owned schema (subscriptions are per-user; ADR-012).
+CREATE TABLE channel_caption_state (
+    user_id           UUID        NOT NULL REFERENCES users(id) ON DELETE CASCADE,
+    channel_id        TEXT        NOT NULL,
+    consecutive_none  INT         NOT NULL DEFAULT 0,
+    captionless_until TIMESTAMPTZ,
+    updated_at        TIMESTAMPTZ NOT NULL DEFAULT now(),
+    PRIMARY KEY (user_id, channel_id)
+);
+
+CREATE INDEX idx_channel_caption_state_user_id ON channel_caption_state(user_id);
+
+ALTER TABLE channel_caption_state ENABLE ROW LEVEL SECURITY;
+ALTER TABLE channel_caption_state FORCE ROW LEVEL SECURITY;
+CREATE POLICY channel_caption_state_isolation ON channel_caption_state
+    FOR ALL
+    USING (user_id = current_setting('tapir.current_user_id', true)::uuid);

internal/adapters/store/store_test.go

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import (
 	"context"
 	"fmt"
 	"os"
+	"path/filepath"
 	"testing"
 
 	embeddedpostgres "github.com/fergusstrange/embedded-postgres"
@@ -24,11 +25,22 @@ var _ ports.Sink = (*store.Store)(nil)
 var dsn string
 
 func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
-	const port = 54329
+	// Port + runtime/data dirs are per-process (PID-derived) so two concurrent
+	// `go test` invocations — e.g. a push-run and a tag-run firing together in CI —
+	// don't collide on a fixed port or a shared data dir (which silently failed
+	// both runs). CachePath is shared so the PG archive is downloaded once, not
+	// per process. Base 54000 keeps this package's range distinct from web's.
+	port := uint32(54000 + os.Getpid()%1000)
 	dsn = fmt.Sprintf("postgres://postgres:postgres@localhost:%d/postgres?sslmode=disable", port)
 
+	rt := filepath.Join(os.TempDir(), fmt.Sprintf("tapir-epg-store-%d", os.Getpid()))
 	pg := embeddedpostgres.NewDatabase(
-		embeddedpostgres.DefaultConfig().Port(port),
+		embeddedpostgres.DefaultConfig().
+			Port(port).
+			RuntimePath(rt).
+			DataPath(filepath.Join(rt, "data")).
+			BinariesPath(filepath.Join(rt, "bin")).
+			CachePath(filepath.Join(os.TempDir(), "tapir-epg-cache")),
 	)
 	if err := pg.Start(); err != nil {
 		fmt.Fprintf(os.Stderr, "embedded-postgres start: %v\n", err)
@@ -40,6 +52,7 @@ func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
 	if err := pg.Stop(); err != nil {
 		fmt.Fprintf(os.Stderr, "embedded-postgres stop: %v\n", err)
 	}
+	_ = os.RemoveAll(rt)
 	os.Exit(code)
 }
 

internal/adapters/youtube/gate.go

@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ package youtube
 
 import (
 	"context"
+	"sync/atomic"
 	"time"
 
 	"golang.org/x/time/rate"
@@ -29,9 +30,55 @@ func SetFetchRate(interval time.Duration) {
 	globalFetchGate = rate.NewLimiter(rate.Every(interval), 1)
 }
 
+// foregroundPending counts in-flight foreground (user-initiated) caption fetches.
+// The background sweep yields the gate while this is non-zero so a human waiting
+// on a click gets the next slot — and, on a near-throttled IP, the pre-429 window
+// — instead of competing equally with the firehose (ADR-026, Pillar A). Clicks are
+// rare and bursty, so background barely notices; the win to the click is large.
+var foregroundPending atomic.Int64
+
+// fgCtxKey marks a context as foreground (user-initiated). Unexported; set via
+// ForegroundContext and read via isForeground so only this package owns the key.
+type fgCtxKey struct{}
+
+// ForegroundContext marks ctx as a user-initiated (foreground) fetch so the gate
+// gives it priority. The web "Summarize"/paste/retry path wraps its context with
+// this; the background scheduler leaves it unset.
+func ForegroundContext(ctx context.Context) context.Context {
+	return context.WithValue(ctx, fgCtxKey{}, true)
+}
+
+func isForeground(ctx context.Context) bool {
+	v, _ := ctx.Value(fgCtxKey{}).(bool)
+	return v
+}
+
+// fgYieldPoll is how often a background waiter re-checks whether a foreground
+// fetch is still pending. Short enough to feel immediate, long enough not to spin.
+const fgYieldPoll = 200 * time.Millisecond
+
 // WaitFetchGate blocks until the process-wide gate allows one timedtext fetch,
 // respecting ctx cancellation. Called from httpDo before every live outbound
 // caption fetch so the scheduler and the click-path share the same egress budget.
+//
+// Foreground (user-initiated) fetches take priority: they register as pending and
+// acquire a token immediately. Background fetches first yield — they wait until no
+// foreground fetch is pending — so a live click is never stuck behind the
+// background sweep and gets the cleaner slot against the per-IP limit (ADR-026).
 func WaitFetchGate(ctx context.Context) error {
+	if isForeground(ctx) {
+		foregroundPending.Add(1)
+		defer foregroundPending.Add(-1)
+		return globalFetchGate.Wait(ctx)
+	}
+
+	// Background: defer to any pending foreground fetch before taking a token.
+	for foregroundPending.Load() > 0 {
+		select {
+		case <-ctx.Done():
+			return ctx.Err()
+		case <-time.After(fgYieldPoll):
+		}
+	}
 	return globalFetchGate.Wait(ctx)
 }

internal/adapters/youtube/gate_test.go

@@ -82,3 +82,37 @@ func TestSetFetchRateZeroIsUnlimited(t *testing.T) {
 		require.NoError(t, WaitFetchGate(context.Background()))
 	}
 }
+
+func TestForegroundContextMarker(t *testing.T) {
+	require.False(t, isForeground(context.Background()), "plain context is background")
+	require.True(t, isForeground(ForegroundContext(context.Background())), "marked context is foreground")
+}
+
+// TestWaitFetchGateForegroundProceedsImmediately: a foreground fetch acquires a
+// token without yielding, even when background callers exist.
+func TestWaitFetchGateForegroundProceedsImmediately(t *testing.T) {
+	SetFetchRate(0) // unlimited limiter — isolate the yield logic from pacing
+	foregroundPending.Store(0)
+	t.Cleanup(func() { foregroundPending.Store(0) })
+
+	ctx, cancel := context.WithTimeout(context.Background(), time.Second)
+	defer cancel()
+	require.NoError(t, WaitFetchGate(ForegroundContext(ctx)), "foreground proceeds immediately")
+}
+
+// TestWaitFetchGateBackgroundYieldsToForeground: while a foreground fetch is
+// pending, a background fetch yields (does not take a token) until the foreground
+// clears — proven by a background wait timing out against its own deadline, then
+// succeeding once the foreground is done.
+func TestWaitFetchGateBackgroundYieldsToForeground(t *testing.T) {
+	SetFetchRate(0)
+	foregroundPending.Store(1) // simulate a foreground fetch in flight
+	t.Cleanup(func() { foregroundPending.Store(0) })
+
+	ctx, cancel := context.WithTimeout(context.Background(), 250*time.Millisecond)
+	defer cancel()
+	require.Error(t, WaitFetchGate(ctx), "background yields (blocks) while foreground is pending")
+
+	foregroundPending.Store(0) // foreground done
+	require.NoError(t, WaitFetchGate(context.Background()), "background proceeds once foreground clears")
+}

internal/adapters/youtube/youtube.go

@@ -66,6 +66,13 @@ type Config struct {
 	// poll. Zero means defaultMaxVideos.
 	MaxVideosPerSubscription int
 
+	// MinVideoSeconds drops videos shorter than this from discovery (Shorts/clips,
+	// ADR-023). NewVideos enriches candidates with a single cheap videos.list call
+	// (contentDetails.duration + snippet.liveBroadcastContent) and filters before
+	// returning, so the scarce caption-fetch budget is never spent on them. Live
+	// and upcoming broadcasts are dropped too. Zero disables the filter.
+	MinVideoSeconds int
+
 	// BaseURL overrides the Data API root. Empty means defaultBaseURL.
 	BaseURL string
 
@@ -242,7 +249,97 @@ func (a *Adapter) NewVideos(ctx context.Context, sub domain.Subscription) ([]dom
 			break
 		}
 	}
-	return videos, nil
+
+	// Drop Shorts/sub-minute clips and live/upcoming broadcasts before they ever
+	// reach the rate-limited caption path (ADR-023). One cheap videos.list call
+	// (quota API, not the timedtext throttle) supplies duration + live status.
+	return a.filterLowValue(ctx, client, videos), nil
+}
+
+// filterLowValue removes videos shorter than cfg.MinVideoSeconds and any live or
+// upcoming broadcast, using a single videos.list lookup for duration +
+// liveBroadcastContent. The filter is best-effort: if MinVideoSeconds is 0 (off)
+// or the lookup fails, the input is returned unfiltered — discovery must not break
+// because a metadata call hiccuped; the worst case is the pre-ADR-023 behaviour.
+func (a *Adapter) filterLowValue(ctx context.Context, client *http.Client, videos []domain.Video) []domain.Video {
+	if a.cfg.MinVideoSeconds <= 0 || len(videos) == 0 {
+		return videos
+	}
+
+	ids := make([]string, 0, len(videos))
+	for _, v := range videos {
+		ids = append(ids, v.ProviderVideoID)
+	}
+	q := url.Values{
+		"part": {"contentDetails,snippet"},
+		"id":   {strings.Join(ids, ",")},
+	}
+	var resp videoListResponse
+	if err := a.getJSON(ctx, client, "/videos", q, &resp); err != nil {
+		// Degrade open: keep the candidates rather than lose discovery.
+		return videos
+	}
+
+	type meta struct {
+		seconds int
+		live    string
+	}
+	byID := make(map[string]meta, len(resp.Items))
+	for _, it := range resp.Items {
+		byID[it.ID] = meta{seconds: parseISO8601Seconds(it.ContentDetails.Duration), live: it.Snippet.LiveBroadcastContent}
+	}
+
+	kept := videos[:0]
+	for _, v := range videos {
+		m, ok := byID[v.ProviderVideoID]
+		if !ok {
+			kept = append(kept, v) // unknown metadata: keep, let the fetch decide
+			continue
+		}
+		if m.live != "" && m.live != "none" {
+			continue // live or upcoming broadcast
+		}
+		if m.seconds > 0 && m.seconds < a.cfg.MinVideoSeconds {
+			continue // Short / sub-threshold clip
+		}
+		kept = append(kept, v)
+	}
+	return kept
+}
+
+// parseISO8601Seconds parses an ISO 8601 duration as returned by the YouTube Data
+// API (e.g. "PT1H2M3S", "PT45S", "PT3M") into seconds. Only the hour/minute/second
+// components YouTube emits are handled; an unparseable or zero value returns 0,
+// which the caller treats as "unknown" (not filtered on duration).
+func parseISO8601Seconds(d string) int {
+	if !strings.HasPrefix(d, "PT") {
+		return 0
+	}
+	d = d[2:]
+	total, num := 0, 0
+	seen := false
+	for _, r := range d {
+		switch {
+		case r >= '0' && r <= '9':
+			num = num*10 + int(r-'0')
+			seen = true
+		case r == 'H':
+			total += num * 3600
+			num, seen = 0, false
+		case r == 'M':
+			total += num * 60
+			num, seen = 0, false
+		case r == 'S':
+			total += num
+			num, seen = 0, false
+		default:
+			return 0 // unexpected component (days/weeks) — treat as unknown
+		}
+	}
+	if seen {
+		return 0 // trailing digits without a unit: malformed
+	}
+	return total
 }
 
 // VideoByID fetches a single video's metadata (videos.list, snippet) for an
@@ -377,11 +474,16 @@ type playlistItemListResponse struct {
 
 type videoListResponse struct {
 	Items []struct {
+		ID      string `json:"id"`
 		Snippet struct {
-			Title        string    `json:"title"`
-			ChannelTitle string    `json:"channelTitle"`
-			PublishedAt  time.Time `json:"publishedAt"`
+			Title                string    `json:"title"`
+			ChannelTitle         string    `json:"channelTitle"`
+			PublishedAt          time.Time `json:"publishedAt"`
+			LiveBroadcastContent string    `json:"liveBroadcastContent"`
 		} `json:"snippet"`
+		ContentDetails struct {
+			Duration string `json:"duration"` // ISO 8601, e.g. "PT1M30S"
+		} `json:"contentDetails"`
 	} `json:"items"`
 }
 

internal/adapters/youtube/youtube_test.go

@@ -186,6 +186,91 @@ func TestNewVideosCapsAtMax(t *testing.T) {
 	}
 }
 
+// TestNewVideosFiltersShortsAndLive: with MinVideoSeconds set, discovery enriches
+// candidates via videos.list and drops sub-threshold clips (Shorts) and
+// live/upcoming broadcasts before they reach the rate-limited caption path.
+func TestNewVideosFiltersShortsAndLive(t *testing.T) {
+	a, _ := newTestAdapter(t, func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+		switch r.URL.Path {
+		case "/playlistItems":
+			_, _ = w.Write([]byte(`{
+				"items": [
+					{"snippet": {"title": "Real Talk", "publishedAt": "2026-06-03T10:00:00Z", "resourceId": {"videoId": "long1"}}},
+					{"snippet": {"title": "A Short", "publishedAt": "2026-06-03T09:00:00Z", "resourceId": {"videoId": "short1"}}},
+					{"snippet": {"title": "Live Now", "publishedAt": "2026-06-03T08:00:00Z", "resourceId": {"videoId": "live1"}}}
+				]
+			}`))
+		case "/videos":
+			if got := r.URL.Query().Get("part"); got != "contentDetails,snippet" {
+				t.Errorf("videos.list part=%q, want contentDetails,snippet", got)
+			}
+			_, _ = w.Write([]byte(`{
+				"items": [
+					{"id": "long1", "contentDetails": {"duration": "PT12M30S"}, "snippet": {"liveBroadcastContent": "none"}},
+					{"id": "short1", "contentDetails": {"duration": "PT45S"}, "snippet": {"liveBroadcastContent": "none"}},
+					{"id": "live1", "contentDetails": {"duration": "PT0S"}, "snippet": {"liveBroadcastContent": "live"}}
+				]
+			}`))
+		default:
+			t.Errorf("unexpected path %q", r.URL.Path)
+		}
+	})
+	a.cfg.MinVideoSeconds = 60
+
+	vids, err := a.NewVideos(context.Background(), domain.Subscription{ID: "s1", UserID: "u1", ChannelID: "UC_acme"})
+	if err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("NewVideos: %v", err)
+	}
+	if len(vids) != 1 || vids[0].ProviderVideoID != "long1" {
+		t.Fatalf("expected only long1 to survive the filter, got %+v", vids)
+	}
+}
+
+// TestNewVideosNoFilterWhenDisabled: MinVideoSeconds=0 keeps the pre-ADR-023
+// behaviour — no videos.list call, no filtering.
+func TestNewVideosNoFilterWhenDisabled(t *testing.T) {
+	a, _ := newTestAdapter(t, func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+		if r.URL.Path == "/videos" {
+			t.Errorf("videos.list must not be called when MinVideoSeconds is 0")
+		}
+		_, _ = w.Write([]byte(`{"items": [
+			{"snippet": {"title": "A Short", "publishedAt": "2026-06-03T09:00:00Z", "resourceId": {"videoId": "short1"}}}
+		]}`))
+	})
+	a.cfg.MinVideoSeconds = 0
+
+	vids, err := a.NewVideos(context.Background(), domain.Subscription{ID: "s1", UserID: "u1", ChannelID: "UC_acme"})
+	if err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("NewVideos: %v", err)
+	}
+	if len(vids) != 1 {
+		t.Fatalf("filter disabled must keep all videos, got %d", len(vids))
+	}
+}
+
+func TestParseISO8601Seconds(t *testing.T) {
+	cases := []struct {
+		in   string
+		want int
+	}{
+		{"PT45S", 45},
+		{"PT1M30S", 90},
+		{"PT3M", 180},
+		{"PT1H2M3S", 3723},
+		{"PT2H", 7200},
+		{"PT0S", 0},
+		{"", 0},
+		{"garbage", 0},
+		{"P1D", 0},  // days component not handled → unknown
+		{"PT10", 0}, // trailing digits without a unit → malformed
+	}
+	for _, c := range cases {
+		if got := parseISO8601Seconds(c.in); got != c.want {
+			t.Errorf("parseISO8601Seconds(%q) = %d, want %d", c.in, got, c.want)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
 // TestUploadsPlaylistID covers the zero-cost UC->UU derivation, including
 // non-standard ids that must fall through unchanged (handled via fallback).
 func TestUploadsPlaylistID(t *testing.T) {

internal/config/config.go

@@ -46,6 +46,20 @@ type Config struct {
 	// MaxTranscriptChars bounds the transcript text sent to the model so a long
 	// transcript does not overflow a small-context primary. 0 disables truncation.
 	MaxTranscriptChars int
+
+	// MinVideoSeconds drops videos shorter than this from discovery (Shorts and
+	// other sub-minute clips that are noise and waste the scarce caption-fetch
+	// budget, ADR-014/ADR-023). Enforced via a cheap Data API videos.list lookup at
+	// discovery, never the rate-limited caption path. 0 disables the filter.
+	MinVideoSeconds int
+
+	// ChannelCaptionlessThreshold is how many consecutive no-caption results a
+	// channel may yield before its videos are suppressed from caption fetching
+	// (ADR-024). 0 disables the per-channel caption memory entirely.
+	ChannelCaptionlessThreshold int
+	// ChannelCaptionlessWindow is how long a suppressed channel stays suppressed
+	// before one video is re-probed (auto-recovery for a channel that adds captions).
+	ChannelCaptionlessWindow time.Duration
 	// SummarizerTimeout bounds a single completion call. Thinking models are
 	// slow, so the default is generous.
 	SummarizerTimeout time.Duration
@@ -138,6 +152,9 @@ const (
 	defaultCloudFallbackModel    = "berget/mistral-small"
 	defaultSummaryMaxTokens      = 1500
 	defaultMaxTranscriptChars    = 18000
+	defaultMinVideoSeconds       = 60
+	defaultCaptionlessThreshold  = 5
+	defaultCaptionlessWindow     = 14 * 24 * time.Hour
 	defaultSummarizerTimeout     = 5 * time.Minute
 	defaultYTTokenRef            = "youtube/refresh_token"
 	defaultYTConnectRedirectURL  = "https://tapir.d-ma.be/oauth/youtube/callback"
@@ -230,6 +247,30 @@ func Load() (Config, error) {
 	}
 	c.MaxTranscriptChars = maxChars
 
+	minVideo, err := intOr("TAPIR_MIN_VIDEO_SECONDS", defaultMinVideoSeconds)
+	if err != nil {
+		return Config{}, err
+	}
+	if minVideo < 0 {
+		minVideo = 0
+	}
+	c.MinVideoSeconds = minVideo
+
+	captionThreshold, err := intOr("TAPIR_CHANNEL_CAPTIONLESS_THRESHOLD", defaultCaptionlessThreshold)
+	if err != nil {
+		return Config{}, err
+	}
+	if captionThreshold < 0 {
+		captionThreshold = 0
+	}
+	c.ChannelCaptionlessThreshold = captionThreshold
+
+	captionWindow, err := durationOr("TAPIR_CHANNEL_CAPTIONLESS_WINDOW", defaultCaptionlessWindow)
+	if err != nil {
+		return Config{}, err
+	}
+	c.ChannelCaptionlessWindow = captionWindow
+
 	onboard, err := intOr("TAPIR_ONBOARD_SUMMARIZE_COUNT", defaultOnboardSummarizeCount)
 	if err != nil {
 		return Config{}, err

internal/runner/runner.go

@@ -27,8 +27,9 @@ import (
 // passCandidate is a video that passed all pre-filters (seen/manual/backoff)
 // and is queued for transcript fetch + summarization in this pass.
 type passCandidate struct {
-	v   domain.Video
-	pos int // discovery position — used as a stable tiebreak when published_at ties
+	v         domain.Video
+	channelID string // owning channel — keys the caption-availability memory (ADR-024)
+	pos       int    // discovery position — used as a stable tiebreak when published_at ties
 }
 
 // compareNewestFirst orders candidates by published_at descending, NULLS LAST,
@@ -74,6 +75,14 @@ type VideoStore interface {
 	// Called when NewVideos returns domain.ErrChannelUnavailable; best-effort, errors
 	// are logged and never abort the pass.
 	UpsertChannelError(ctx context.Context, userID, channelID, channelTitle string) error
+	// CaptionlessChannels returns channel ids currently suppressed because their
+	// recent videos all yielded no captions (ADR-024). The loop skips caption
+	// fetches for these channels' (non-requested) videos.
+	CaptionlessChannels(ctx context.Context, userID string) (map[string]bool, error)
+	// RecordChannelCaptionOutcome updates a channel's caption memory after a fetch:
+	// hadCaptions resets it, otherwise the no-caption streak grows and the channel
+	// is suppressed for window once it reaches threshold. A no-op when threshold<=0.
+	RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx context.Context, userID, channelID string, hadCaptions bool, threshold int, window time.Duration) error
 }
 
 // Processor runs the core use case for a single video. *usecase.Engine
@@ -93,6 +102,9 @@ type Runner struct {
 	backoff    time.Duration    // rate-limit retry window; 0 = always retry
 	autoWindow time.Duration    // recency bound for auto-summarize; 0 = no bound
 	now        func() time.Time // injectable clock (tests); defaults to time.Now
+
+	captionThreshold int           // consecutive no-caption results before a channel is suppressed; 0 = feature off
+	captionWindow    time.Duration // how long a caption-less channel stays suppressed before re-probe
 }
 
 // Option configures a Runner at construction. Variadic so existing call sites
@@ -114,6 +126,14 @@ func WithClock(now func() time.Time) Option { return func(r *Runner) { r.now = n
 // bypasses the bound. 0 (the default) disables it (summarize every unseen video).
 func WithAutoWindow(d time.Duration) Option { return func(r *Runner) { r.autoWindow = d } }
 
+// WithCaptionMemory enables per-channel caption-availability suppression
+// (ADR-024): after threshold consecutive no-caption results a channel's videos
+// are skipped (no caption fetch) for window, then one is re-probed. threshold<=0
+// (the default) disables the feature entirely.
+func WithCaptionMemory(threshold int, window time.Duration) Option {
+	return func(r *Runner) { r.captionThreshold = threshold; r.captionWindow = window }
+}
+
 // New builds a Runner. A nil logger falls back to slog.Default.
 func New(src ports.VideoSource, store VideoStore, engine Processor, userID string, log *slog.Logger, opts ...Option) *Runner {
 	if log == nil {
@@ -131,15 +151,16 @@ func New(src ports.VideoSource, store VideoStore, engine Processor, userID strin
 
 // Stats summarizes one RunOnce pass.
 type Stats struct {
-	Candidates         int
-	Summarized         int
-	SkippedSeen        int
-	SkippedNoText      int
-	SkippedManual      int // discovered but not queued, in manual mode
-	SkippedTooOld      int // auto mode: published outside the recency window (not requested)
-	SkippedRateLimited int // 429'd previously and still inside the backoff window
-	Errors             int
-	ChannelUnavailable int // channels that returned HTTP 404 (deleted/private)
+	Candidates              int
+	Summarized              int
+	SkippedSeen             int
+	SkippedNoText           int
+	SkippedManual           int // discovered but not queued, in manual mode
+	SkippedTooOld           int // auto mode: published outside the recency window (not requested)
+	SkippedRateLimited      int // 429'd previously and still inside the backoff window
+	SkippedNoCaptionChannel int // channel suppressed as caption-less (ADR-024)
+	Errors                  int
+	ChannelUnavailable      int // channels that returned HTTP 404 (deleted/private)
 }
 
 // tooOld reports whether a video published at publishedAt falls outside the
@@ -213,6 +234,17 @@ func (r *Runner) RunOnce(ctx context.Context) (Stats, error) {
 		}
 	}
 
+	// Per-channel caption memory (ADR-024): channels whose recent videos all
+	// yielded no captions are suppressed so their new videos don't burn the scarce
+	// fetch budget. Loaded only when the feature is enabled (threshold > 0).
+	var captionless map[string]bool
+	if r.captionThreshold > 0 {
+		captionless, err = r.store.CaptionlessChannels(ctx, r.userID)
+		if err != nil {
+			return stats, fmt.Errorf("runner: load caption-less channels: %w", err)
+		}
+	}
+
 	subs, err := r.src.ListSubscriptions(ctx, r.userID)
 	if err != nil {
 		return stats, fmt.Errorf("runner: list subscriptions: %w", err)
@@ -273,6 +305,14 @@ func (r *Runner) RunOnce(ctx context.Context) (Stats, error) {
 				continue
 			}
 
+			// Caption-less channel (ADR-024): its recent videos all returned no
+			// captions, so skip the fetch entirely. The video is still listed
+			// (UpsertVideo above); an explicit manual request bypasses the skip.
+			if !requested[id] && captionless[sub.ChannelID] {
+				stats.SkippedNoCaptionChannel++
+				continue
+			}
+
 			// Still inside the rate-limit backoff window: skip without fetching.
 			if at, ok := rateLimited[id]; ok && r.now().Sub(at) < r.backoff {
 				stats.SkippedRateLimited++
@@ -280,7 +320,7 @@ func (r *Runner) RunOnce(ctx context.Context) (Stats, error) {
 				continue
 			}
 
-			candidates = append(candidates, passCandidate{v: v, pos: pos})
+			candidates = append(candidates, passCandidate{v: v, channelID: sub.ChannelID, pos: pos})
 			pos++
 		}
 	}
@@ -320,6 +360,11 @@ func (r *Runner) RunOnce(ctx context.Context) (Stats, error) {
 				errs = append(errs, fmt.Errorf("set none status %q: %w", c.v.ProviderVideoID, err))
 				stats.Errors++
 			}
+			// No captions: grow this channel's no-caption streak (ADR-024).
+			if err := r.store.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, r.userID, c.channelID, false, r.captionThreshold, r.captionWindow); err != nil {
+				errs = append(errs, fmt.Errorf("record no-caption %q: %w", c.v.ProviderVideoID, err))
+				stats.Errors++
+			}
 			r.log.Info("skipped video (no transcript)", "video", c.v.ProviderVideoID, "title", c.v.Title)
 		case res.Summary != nil:
 			stats.Summarized++
@@ -327,6 +372,11 @@ func (r *Runner) RunOnce(ctx context.Context) (Stats, error) {
 				errs = append(errs, fmt.Errorf("set fetched status %q: %w", c.v.ProviderVideoID, err))
 				stats.Errors++
 			}
+			// Captions present: reset this channel's caption memory (ADR-024).
+			if err := r.store.RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(ctx, r.userID, c.channelID, true, r.captionThreshold, r.captionWindow); err != nil {
+				errs = append(errs, fmt.Errorf("record has-caption %q: %w", c.v.ProviderVideoID, err))
+				stats.Errors++
+			}
 			// In manual mode the video was explicitly queued; clear the flag so
 			// it is not re-summarized and the UI drops the "Queued" chip.
 			if !auto {
@@ -354,6 +404,7 @@ func (r *Runner) Loop(ctx context.Context, interval time.Duration) error {
 			"skipped_seen", stats.SkippedSeen, "skipped_no_text", stats.SkippedNoText,
 			"skipped_manual", stats.SkippedManual, "skipped_too_old", stats.SkippedTooOld,
 			"skipped_rate_limited", stats.SkippedRateLimited,
+			"skipped_no_caption_channel", stats.SkippedNoCaptionChannel,
 			"channel_unavailable", stats.ChannelUnavailable, "errors", stats.Errors)
 		if err != nil {
 			r.log.Warn("run pass had errors", "err", err)

internal/runner/runner_test.go

@@ -51,6 +51,13 @@ type fakeStore struct {
 	cleared     []string
 	rateLimited map[string]time.Time // id -> when 429'd (seeds the backoff window)
 	statuses    map[string]string    // id -> last SetTranscriptStatus value
+	captionless map[string]bool      // channel ids currently suppressed (ADR-024)
+	captionRecs []captionRec         // RecordChannelCaptionOutcome calls, in order
+}
+
+type captionRec struct {
+	channelID string
+	had       bool
 }
 
 func (f *fakeStore) UpsertVideo(_ context.Context, v domain.Video) (string, error) {
@@ -93,6 +100,22 @@ func (f *fakeStore) RateLimitedVideoIDs(_ context.Context, _ string) (map[string
 
 func (f *fakeStore) UpsertChannelError(_ context.Context, _, _, _ string) error { return nil }
 
+func (f *fakeStore) CaptionlessChannels(_ context.Context, _ string) (map[string]bool, error) {
+	cp := make(map[string]bool, len(f.captionless))
+	for k, v := range f.captionless {
+		cp[k] = v
+	}
+	return cp, nil
+}
+
+func (f *fakeStore) RecordChannelCaptionOutcome(_ context.Context, _, channelID string, hadCaptions bool, threshold int, _ time.Duration) error {
+	if threshold <= 0 {
+		return nil
+	}
+	f.captionRecs = append(f.captionRecs, captionRec{channelID: channelID, had: hadCaptions})
+	return nil
+}
+
 func (f *fakeStore) SetTranscriptStatus(_ context.Context, _, videoID, status string) error {
 	if f.statuses == nil {
 		f.statuses = map[string]string{}
@@ -284,6 +307,55 @@ func TestRunOnce_AutoMode_OldVideoRequestedBypassesWindow(t *testing.T) {
 	require.Len(t, sink.delivered, 1)
 }
 
+// TestRunOnce_CaptionlessChannelSkipped: a channel flagged caption-less (ADR-024)
+// has its videos skipped from fetching but still discovered/listed, while a
+// normal channel's video is summarized.
+func TestRunOnce_CaptionlessChannelSkipped(t *testing.T) {
+	src := &fakeSource{
+		subs: []domain.Subscription{sub("dead", "Dead Channel"), sub("live", "Live Channel")},
+		videos: map[string][]domain.Video{
+			"dead": {vid("d1", "Dead One")},
+			"live": {vid("l1", "Live One")},
+		},
+	}
+	st := &fakeStore{seen: map[string]bool{}, auto: true, captionless: map[string]bool{"dead": true}}
+	sink := &recordingSink{}
+	eng := usecase.NewEngine(src, fakeSummarizer{}, sink)
+	r := runner.New(src, st, eng, testUser, quietLogger(),
+		runner.WithCaptionMemory(5, 14*24*time.Hour))
+
+	stats, err := r.RunOnce(context.Background())
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.Equal(t, 1, stats.SkippedNoCaptionChannel, "dead channel's video skipped from fetch")
+	require.Equal(t, 1, stats.Summarized, "live channel's video still summarized")
+	require.Len(t, st.upserted, 2, "both videos are still discovered and listed")
+}
+
+// TestRunOnce_RecordsCaptionOutcomes: a no-caption result grows the channel's
+// streak (had=false); a successful summary resets it (had=true).
+func TestRunOnce_RecordsCaptionOutcomes(t *testing.T) {
+	src := &fakeSource{
+		subs: []domain.Subscription{sub("c1", "Has Caps"), sub("c2", "No Caps")},
+		videos: map[string][]domain.Video{
+			"c1": {vid("good", "Good")},
+			"c2": {vid("bad", "Bad")},
+		},
+		transcripts: map[string]domain.Transcript{
+			"bad": {Source: domain.SourceNone}, // no usable text → engine skips
+		},
+	}
+	st := &fakeStore{seen: map[string]bool{}, auto: true}
+	sink := &recordingSink{}
+	eng := usecase.NewEngine(src, fakeSummarizer{}, sink)
+	r := runner.New(src, st, eng, testUser, quietLogger(),
+		runner.WithCaptionMemory(5, 14*24*time.Hour))
+
+	_, err := r.RunOnce(context.Background())
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+	require.Contains(t, st.captionRecs, captionRec{channelID: "c1", had: true}, "captioned channel reset")
+	require.Contains(t, st.captionRecs, captionRec{channelID: "c2", had: false}, "no-caption channel streak grown")
+}
+
 // TestRunOnce_AutoWindowZero_SummarizesOld: a zero window disables the bound —
 // the pre-recency behaviour (summarize every unseen video) is preserved.
 func TestRunOnce_AutoWindowZero_SummarizesOld(t *testing.T) {

internal/web/handlers.go

@@ -495,11 +495,22 @@ func (a *App) handleStatus(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 		return
 	}
 
-	if row.Summarized || !a.Processing.Has(processingKey(userID, videoID)) {
+	// Honest, state-aware status (ADR-025). Order matters: a finished summary wins;
+	// an in-flight goroutine shows the working spinner; a recorded rate-limit shows
+	// the calm "waiting, will retry" card that keeps polling; a recorded "none" is
+	// terminal; anything else falls back to the normal card.
+	switch {
+	case row.Summarized:
+		a.render(w, r, VideoCard(*row))
+	case a.Processing.Has(processingKey(userID, videoID)):
+		a.render(w, r, processingCard(*row))
+	case row.TranscriptStatus == "rate_limited":
+		a.render(w, r, waitingCard(*row))
+	case row.TranscriptStatus == "none":
+		a.render(w, r, noCaptionsCard(*row))
+	default:
 		a.render(w, r, VideoCard(*row))
-		return
 	}
-	a.render(w, r, processingCard(*row))
 }
 
 // handleSummarizeMode toggles the user's auto/manual summarization mode. The form

internal/web/handlers_test.go

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ import (
 	"net/http"
 	"net/http/httptest"
 	"os"
+	"path/filepath"
 	"strings"
 	"testing"
 	"time"
@@ -26,10 +27,22 @@ import (
 var dsn string
 
 func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
-	const port = 54330 // distinct from the store package's embedded PG (54329)
+	// Per-process port + dirs so concurrent `go test` runs (e.g. a push-run and a
+	// tag-run in CI) never collide on a fixed port or shared data dir. Base 55000
+	// keeps web's range distinct from the store package (54000). Shared CachePath
+	// downloads the PG archive once.
+	port := uint32(55000 + os.Getpid()%1000)
 	dsn = fmt.Sprintf("postgres://postgres:postgres@localhost:%d/postgres?sslmode=disable", port)
 
-	pg := embeddedpostgres.NewDatabase(embeddedpostgres.DefaultConfig().Port(port))
+	rt := filepath.Join(os.TempDir(), fmt.Sprintf("tapir-epg-web-%d", os.Getpid()))
+	pg := embeddedpostgres.NewDatabase(
+		embeddedpostgres.DefaultConfig().
+			Port(port).
+			RuntimePath(rt).
+			DataPath(filepath.Join(rt, "data")).
+			BinariesPath(filepath.Join(rt, "bin")).
+			CachePath(filepath.Join(os.TempDir(), "tapir-epg-cache")),
+	)
 	if err := pg.Start(); err != nil {
 		fmt.Fprintf(os.Stderr, "embedded-postgres start: %v\n", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
@@ -38,6 +51,7 @@ func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
 	if err := pg.Stop(); err != nil {
 		fmt.Fprintf(os.Stderr, "embedded-postgres stop: %v\n", err)
 	}
+	_ = os.RemoveAll(rt)
 	os.Exit(code)
 }
 

internal/web/processing_handler_test.go

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ import (
 	"testing"
 	"time"
 
+	"github.com/jackc/pgx/v5/pgxpool"
 	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
 
 	"gitea.d-ma.be/mathias/tapir/internal/web"
@@ -129,3 +130,42 @@ func getStatus(t *testing.T, app *web.App, videoID string) *httptest.ResponseRec
 	app.Router().ServeHTTP(rec, req)
 	return rec
 }
+
+// setTranscriptStatus stamps videos.transcript_status directly (bypassing RLS via
+// the super pool) so a test can drive the status endpoint into a given state.
+func setTranscriptStatus(t *testing.T, p *pgxpool.Pool, videoID, status string) {
+	t.Helper()
+	_, err := p.Exec(context.Background(),
+		`UPDATE videos SET transcript_status = $2 WHERE id = $1`, videoID, status)
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+}
+
+// TestStatusRateLimitedShowsWaitingCard: a click that hit YouTube's rate limit
+// must surface the honest "waiting, will retry" card that keeps polling — not a
+// silent revert to the Summarize button.
+func TestStatusRateLimitedShowsWaitingCard(t *testing.T) {
+	app := newApp(t)
+	p := rawPool(t)
+	resetDB(t, p)
+	seedVideo(t, p, videoX, "Throttled Title", "https://x", time.Time{})
+	setTranscriptStatus(t, p, videoX, "rate_limited")
+
+	html := body(t, getStatus(t, app, videoX))
+	require.Contains(t, html, "Waiting on YouTube rate limits", "honest rate-limit copy")
+	require.Contains(t, html, `hx-trigger="every 30s"`, "waiting card keeps polling so it self-resolves")
+	require.NotContains(t, html, "Summarize this video", "must not revert to the Summarize button")
+}
+
+// TestStatusNoCaptionsTerminal: a no-captions outcome is terminal — an honest
+// message, no poll, no button to click back into the same dead end.
+func TestStatusNoCaptionsTerminal(t *testing.T) {
+	app := newApp(t)
+	p := rawPool(t)
+	resetDB(t, p)
+	seedVideo(t, p, videoX, "Silent Title", "https://x", time.Time{})
+	setTranscriptStatus(t, p, videoX, "none")
+
+	html := body(t, getStatus(t, app, videoX))
+	require.Contains(t, html, "No captions available", "honest terminal copy")
+	require.NotContains(t, html, "hx-trigger", "terminal card must stop polling")
+}

internal/web/view.go

@@ -658,11 +658,30 @@ a.btn, a.btn:visited { color: var(--accent-fg); }
 .tapir-bar-fill { animation: tapir-fill 8s linear infinite; text-shadow: 0 0 6px rgba(14, 249, 182, .7); }
 @keyframes tapir-fill { 0% { clip-path: inset(0 100% 0 0); } 100% { clip-path: inset(0 0 0 0); } }
 .tapir-label { color: var(--muted); font-size: .9rem; margin: 0; }
+/* Cycling status verbs (Claude-Code / Crush style): five gerunds stacked, each
+   visible 1/5 of a 6s loop, cross-faded. The container reserves one line height
+   so the layout does not jump as verbs swap. */
+.tapir-verbs { position: relative; height: 1.3em; margin: .2em 0 0; color: var(--muted); font-size: .9rem; }
+.tapir-verbs span { position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; white-space: nowrap; opacity: 0; animation: tapir-verb 6s steps(1, end) infinite; }
+.tapir-verbs .tv1 { animation-delay: 0s; }
+.tapir-verbs .tv2 { animation-delay: 1.2s; }
+.tapir-verbs .tv3 { animation-delay: 2.4s; }
+.tapir-verbs .tv4 { animation-delay: 3.6s; }
+.tapir-verbs .tv5 { animation-delay: 4.8s; }
+@keyframes tapir-verb { 0%, 19.99% { opacity: 1; } 20%, 100% { opacity: 0; } }
+/* Resting tapir for the rate-limit waiting state: the panel, one still frame, no
+   animation — calm, not busy, signalling "parked, not stuck". */
+.tapir-resting pre { position: relative; opacity: 1; animation: none; }
+.card-waiting { border-style: dashed; opacity: .92; }
+.card-no-captions .card-state { font-style: italic; }
+.sr-only { position: absolute; width: 1px; height: 1px; padding: 0; margin: -1px; overflow: hidden; clip: rect(0, 0, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; border: 0; }
 @media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
   .tapir-charm pre { animation: none; }
   .tapir-charm .tapir-f2, .tapir-charm .tapir-f3 { display: none; }
   .tapir-charm .tapir-f1 { opacity: 1; }
   .tapir-bar-fill { animation: none; clip-path: inset(0 35% 0 0); }
+  .tapir-verbs span { animation: none; }
+  .tapir-verbs .tv1 { opacity: 1; }
 }
 
 /* summarization mode toggle on the account page */

internal/web/views.templ

@@ -339,7 +339,17 @@ templ TapirSpinner() {
 		<pre class="tapir-f3">@templ.Raw(tapirFrameHTML3)</pre>
 		<div class="tapir-bar"><span class="tapir-bar-fill" style={ "color:" + CharmMint }>{ tapirBarFill }</span></div>
 	</div>
-	<p class="tapir-label" role="status" aria-live="polite"><em>Summarizing…</em></p>
+	// Claude-Code / Crush-style status: playful gerunds cycle in place (CSS only,
+	// no JS). Decorative — aria-hidden — with one stable status line below for
+	// assistive tech.
+	<p class="tapir-verbs" aria-hidden="true">
+		<span class="tv1"><em>Fetching captions…</em></span>
+		<span class="tv2"><em>Chewing the cud…</em></span>
+		<span class="tv3"><em>Munching leaves…</em></span>
+		<span class="tv4"><em>Distilling the gist…</em></span>
+		<span class="tv5"><em>Summarizing…</em></span>
+	</p>
+	<p class="sr-only" role="status" aria-live="polite">Summarizing…</p>
 }
 
 // processingCard is the in-flight summarization card. It replaces the Summarize
@@ -363,6 +373,43 @@ templ processingCard(r store.SummaryRow) {
 	</li>
 }
 
+// waitingCard is the honest rate-limited state: the click landed but YouTube is
+// throttling the caption fetch, so the tapir rests and the card keeps polling
+// (gently, every 30s) until the background retry lands the summary — the user
+// never has to click again. Replaces the old silent revert to a Summarize button.
+templ waitingCard(r store.SummaryRow) {
+	<li
+		class="card card-waiting"
+		id={ "video-" + r.VideoID }
+		hx-get={ string(statusURL(r.VideoID)) }
+		hx-trigger="every 30s"
+		hx-swap="outerHTML"
+	>
+		<div class="card-title">{ displayTitle(r) }</div>
+		if cardMeta(r) != "" {
+			<div class="card-meta">{ cardMeta(r) }</div>
+		}
+		<div class="tapir-charm tapir-resting" aria-hidden="true">
+			<pre class="tapir-f1">@templ.Raw(tapirFrameHTML2)</pre>
+		</div>
+		<p class="tapir-label" role="status" aria-live="polite">
+			Waiting on YouTube rate limits. Tapir keeps trying, slowly and politely, and the summary will appear here on its own.
+		</p>
+	</li>
+}
+
+// noCaptionsCard is the terminal no-captions state: nothing to summarize, so the
+// card stops (no poll, no button to click again into the same dead end).
+templ noCaptionsCard(r store.SummaryRow) {
+	<li class="card card-no-captions" id={ "video-" + r.VideoID }>
+		<div class="card-title">{ displayTitle(r) }</div>
+		if cardMeta(r) != "" {
+			<div class="card-meta">{ cardMeta(r) }</div>
+		}
+		<p class="card-state muted">No captions available, so Tapir cannot summarize this one.</p>
+	</li>
+}
+
 // DetailPage is the full summary view: text, highlights, takeaways, metadata,
 // and the action button group.
 templ DetailPage(r store.SummaryRow) {